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    Just a few things in the past few days I wanted to share.....

    Lady wanted me to get the catalog she was looking at so she could ask me a question about a picture in it...

    ME: Sure, what's on the front cover of the catalog?
    HER: Two people doing MARITAL (as in marriage, i didn't make a typo) arts.

    Upper end clothing catalog. I got the item number, size and color then asked if he wanted the item in misses or petite. No answer...

    ME: Petite is for women 5'4 and under.
    HIM: (in a snotty, im rich and better than you sneer) We don't even HAVE any people like that around here.

    Uggg.

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    Quoth KatL View Post

    ME: Sure, what's on the front cover of the catalog?
    HER: Two people doing MARITAL (as in marriage, i didn't make a typo) arts.
    Was this a Kama Sutra Catalog?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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