Email Update

[Phone Jockey]

Email: I like high speed internet, but I like a lower bill more.

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Email: My phone line isn't working. Been like that all day. My kids is having a teen fit.

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Email: The new carpet was laid and we can't find the cable holes.

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Email: My cable went out missing today.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Email: I like high speed internet, but I like a lower bill more.

Wouldn't we all? Of course, logic says if the bill is too high, look for a less expensive alternative.

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Email: My phone line isn't working. Been like that all day. My kids is having a teen fit.

Like, OMG, I'm gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee. Yeesh. I have yet to see a teenager die yet from lack of phone use.

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Email: The new carpet was laid and we can't find the cable holes.

Gee, maybe get a stick or something and start poking around maybe?

Forgive me, that requires logic, doesn't it?

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Email: My cable went out missing today.

Umm, and when was the last time you saw your cable and what was it wearing and what did it do? Did you think to call the police and the FBI yet to file a missing cable report? Or maybe America's Most Wanted might be able to help you find your missing cable.

[Acolyte]

Like, OMG, I'm gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee. Yeesh. I have yet to see a teenager die yet from lack of phone use.

Law of probability states it's gonna happen one day. I eagerly await that day.

[Phone Jockey]

Umm, and when was the last time you saw your cable and what was it wearing and what did it do? ...Or maybe America's Most Wanted might be able to help you find your missing cable.

HAHAHAHA! That's exactly what I was thinking! John Walsh is ON THE CASE!!!

[Becks]

Umm, and when was the last time you saw your cable and what was it wearing and what did it do? Did you think to call the police and the FBI yet to file a missing cable report? Or maybe America's Most Wanted might be able to help you find your missing cable.

Cold Case!!!!!!! Cold Case!!!!!!!! Cold Case!!!!!!!



If it ends up dead, call in Grissom from CSI!! Yeah!!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Cold Case!!!!!!! Cold Case!!!!!!!! Cold Case!!!!!!!



If it ends up dead, call in Grissom from CSI!! Yeah!!!

Now if it ends up being the victim of a sexual assault, call Tuttola and Munch from SVU.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I'm picturing one of those little PSA things they do during the news: "Time and Temperature, Ding ding DING, Have you seen...Cablevision?"

[AFpheonix]

Will my next half-gallon of milk have a picture of a cable on it, asking if I've seen it?

[Becks]

AFp, yes. Yes, it will.