Had this lovely gent come in Saturday.
Customer: Did you just get the coconut donuts?
Me: Yup. We just got them this week.
C: Who's your manager?
Me: (manager)
C: Is that the dykey one with the short hair?
Me: ... excuse me?
C: Is that the dykey one with the short hair.
Me: ... no, she has long hair.
C: Good, because she's... -shudders- I want 3 coconut donuts and two small coffees. Old Man discount.
Me: Anything else?
C: Don't you guys have an AARP thing?
Me: Yup, purchase a large or bigger beverage and get a donut for free.
C: I have to get a large?
Me: Yup.
C: Oh come on. I got coffee, can't you just give it to me?
Me: No, policy states a large coffee or bigger.
C: -actually makes a pouty lip at me and baby talks- Pwease??
Me: I don't make the rules.
C: -dropping the act instantly- so how much are the donuts??
Me: altogether with the coffees it comes out to 5.99.
C: WITH the discount??
Me: Yup, it gets you ten percent.
C: That's ridiculous. Cancel the donuts. They don't want to give you anything here. They just screw you over.
Me: (honestly at this point I'm finding it hilarious that he's acting like a toddler about donuts and can stay cheerful as a result) Okay, so just the two coffees?
C: NO I SAID THREE! So it's even MORE? (to his friend) We'll just go to McDonald's for food. This place needed to shut down anyway. (to me) No offense to you but this is RETARDED.
Me: Here you are, you have a lovely day.
For some reason he didn't really get to me, I think it's because the recurring thought "I don't tell you where to spend your money" kept coming up. AND THEN HE CAME BACK LAST NIGHT AND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PRICES MORE. I thought it was hysterical. Obviously he hated us so much he just HAD to come back! Yup we're totally gonna shut down, what with our loyal customers. Asshat was just trying to get shit for free.
Customer: Did you just get the coconut donuts?
Me: Yup. We just got them this week.
C: Who's your manager?
Me: (manager)
C: Is that the dykey one with the short hair?
Me: ... excuse me?
C: Is that the dykey one with the short hair.
Me: ... no, she has long hair.
C: Good, because she's... -shudders- I want 3 coconut donuts and two small coffees. Old Man discount.
Me: Anything else?
C: Don't you guys have an AARP thing?
Me: Yup, purchase a large or bigger beverage and get a donut for free.
C: I have to get a large?
Me: Yup.
C: Oh come on. I got coffee, can't you just give it to me?
Me: No, policy states a large coffee or bigger.
C: -actually makes a pouty lip at me and baby talks- Pwease??
Me: I don't make the rules.
C: -dropping the act instantly- so how much are the donuts??
Me: altogether with the coffees it comes out to 5.99.
C: WITH the discount??
Me: Yup, it gets you ten percent.
C: That's ridiculous. Cancel the donuts. They don't want to give you anything here. They just screw you over.
Me: (honestly at this point I'm finding it hilarious that he's acting like a toddler about donuts and can stay cheerful as a result) Okay, so just the two coffees?
C: NO I SAID THREE! So it's even MORE? (to his friend) We'll just go to McDonald's for food. This place needed to shut down anyway. (to me) No offense to you but this is RETARDED.
Me: Here you are, you have a lovely day.
For some reason he didn't really get to me, I think it's because the recurring thought "I don't tell you where to spend your money" kept coming up. AND THEN HE CAME BACK LAST NIGHT AND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PRICES MORE. I thought it was hysterical. Obviously he hated us so much he just HAD to come back! Yup we're totally gonna shut down, what with our loyal customers. Asshat was just trying to get shit for free.
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