How much is too much?? (Pretty much the best story ever)

[TNT]

Jester, the OP said that his birthdate on the account is 1989. That would make him 16 or 17, depending on his birthday.

1989... 2007... If the call happened recently, and he was born before April, presumably over 18.

[Velfarre2001]

While he is at it......

Geeze. If he is willing to blow that kind of money, why does he not just go out and solicit the services of a "Lady of the Evening"? At least then his shame will be slightly covered by the fact he actually had a real woman.......... or maybe not, depending on where he goes, but at least his five fingered girlfriend would get a rest.

And I second the forced to work of his debt, by now he is probably QUITE the expert on dirty talk. Then he could also say a woman came to HIM for stimulation. Probably would not have to fake his excitement either.

[Jester]

Jester, the OP said that his birthdate on the account is 1989. That would make him 16 or 17, depending on his birthday.

*Takes the five and runs*

Damn it, you're right. At most, 18, as was pointed out. So yes, you get the fiver, but I stand by my point that you don't have to be a youngster to be pathetic.

You can collect your fiver or a drink on me next time you're in Key West. And since you DO live in Florida, this is not as empty a promise as some people might think.

[ArenaBoy]

*Reads thread*

*Collapses from sudden and copious amount of brain cell loss.*

All I can say is, dude get a girlfriend. That's sad.

[CrazedClerk]

I'm not sure a girlfriend would be much cheaper!

Dinners, movies, jewelry, anniversaries, you know how it goes.

But seriously, I'VE got a fiver that says this guy never graduated HS because he obviously does not understand the most basic of math.

[Killer Bees]

You should have asked him what his favourite topic of conversation is

[Amethyst Hunter]

Ho. Lee. CRAP. What an amazingly cocktarded fuckwit. Not even a blowup doll would want to be his girlfriend.

[chainedbarista]

He was on for 250 minutes?
He's quite the phone-lover.

it wasn't the phone he was a lovin' up on, y'know? just don't pass that phone to anyone before thoroughly cleaning it.

god, now I need the brain bleach!

[Strikesfirmly]

"For Allah created the English mad - the maddest of all mankind"
- unknown Bengali soldier-poet, translated by Rudyard Kipling, Kitchener's School, 1898


Obviously, he uses the phone because he is too lackwitted to successfully use the internet. Yet somehow he applied for a credit card.

We can only hope he never breeds, but I'm sure that is hoping in vain...

[myswtghst]

Given that he needs the phone sex that often, I'm guessing he isn't breeding.

[MystyGlyttyr]

Given that he needs the phone sex that often, I'm guessing he isn't breeding.

Thank God for small favors.

Also, thank God for my parents who sent me to school, read to me, and didn't trust me to have a credit card until I was 23. They obviously knew best.

[myswtghst]

I've had a credit card since I was 17. But I also knew that anything I charged on it, I was going to be paying for. Also, I'm a girl, and phone sex lines just aren't my thing.

[Jester]

But seriously, I'VE got a fiver that says this guy never graduated HS because he obviously does not understand the most basic of math.

Clerk, as I learned a few posts ago, don't bet your money so quickly.

May I introduce you to the current American public educational system? Yep, that's it right there--that train wreck smoking in the distance. Sure you want to bet your fiver that this dude didn't graduate that?

(No flames please...I realize that not all American schools or school districts are in the crapper, but as a whole, the system is pretty underwhelming.)

Obviously, he uses the phone because he is too lackwitted to successfully use the internet. Yet somehow he applied for a credit card.

Oh no. Not applied for a credit card. RECEIVED a credit card!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

But seriously, I'VE got a fiver that says this guy never graduated HS because he obviously does not understand the most basic of math.

I bet he did graduate. And if he graduated at the top of his class, well then I guess it's time to sit in the corner and sob.

[Dreamstalker]

Oh no. Not applied for a credit card. RECEIVED a credit card!

Once we received a "pre-approved" credit card application for our cat. The only reason we didn't accept it, amusing as it may have been, is...how would we show proper ID?

I point you to the bank that issued a credit card to a tree.