Thirty seconds to closing!

[Jester]

Bitch, please. You know as well as I do that it IS terribly far off....other than having four wheels and being on a truck chassis.

[mathnerd]

*snicker* You know damned well I'm only teasing. Besides, the chick in the back isn't a redhead.

[Jester]

I know, I know.

But you certainly know that not every chick I've been with has been a redhead. Even in recent history!

[mathnerd]

I believe that two of the last three women you've been with are redheads, and the non-redhead was a ways back. I'm not too far off the mark here. But now we're hijacking the thread...

[Mr Hero]

SC doesn't have to go home but she can't stay here.

[gremcint]

Let's see if I can remember my quote on facebook a few months back: "When I tell you we're closing the appropriate response is not to argue, not to slowly walk to the front, not to look at one more thing, it is to get down on your hands and knees and beg forgiveness and then immediately leave the store."

[Ironclad Alibi]

Let's see if I can remember my quote on facebook a few months back: "When I tell you we're closing the appropriate response is not to argue, not to slowly walk to the front, not to look at one more thing, it is to get down on your hands and knees and beg forgiveness and then immediately leave the store."

Shouldn't it be:

"When I tell you we're closing the appropriate response is ... to immediately leave the store and then get down on your hands and knees and beg forgiveness."