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All right, as those of you who live in the Mid-Atlantic/NE know we have had a heck of a nor'easter, Sunday, and into Monday and we are still feeling the effects today. I am collecting carts the best I can, considering they are being blown around by extremely gusty minds, and I am getting pelted with heavvy rain. I am clearing a row of carts when a woman in a Black SUV rolls down her window.
her: <snaps ffingers at me>Boy, I need to park theree move your cart machine.
me: Ma'am?
her: Move your machine now, you stupid b-st-rd, or I will have you fired.
<I did move it at this point, but I wanted to move it right into her damn car.>
A woman decided to buy a 35 inch tv. She pulls up in a small 4 door pick-up. We can't fit it in the back seats and she goes off.
her: YOU ARE SUCH FUC-KING IDIOTS I NEED THIS IN MY BACK SEAT> IT CAN"T GET WET, IF IT DOES I"LL GET YOU BOTH FIRED!!!! YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!
We eventually put it in her truck bed but she was not happy about this at all.
Now I am bringing in carts and prople are pissy because they're wet,<wet during a rainstorm, incredible, huh> One kid, yelled "THIS CART IS WET!!! THIS CART IS WET!!!! THIS CART IS WET!!!!!, THIS CART IS WET!!!!" And this continues for five minutes.
Then we get these two old biddies. "They should have people drying carts. They should have dry carts. Their stockmen are lazy if they weren't lazy there would be dry carts. I need a dry cart. Why aren't there more dry carts. This cart doesn't run good. They need better stockmen. We need dry carts"
Ah, the joys of customer service.
her: <snaps ffingers at me>Boy, I need to park theree move your cart machine.
me: Ma'am?
her: Move your machine now, you stupid b-st-rd, or I will have you fired.
<I did move it at this point, but I wanted to move it right into her damn car.>
A woman decided to buy a 35 inch tv. She pulls up in a small 4 door pick-up. We can't fit it in the back seats and she goes off.
her: YOU ARE SUCH FUC-KING IDIOTS I NEED THIS IN MY BACK SEAT> IT CAN"T GET WET, IF IT DOES I"LL GET YOU BOTH FIRED!!!! YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!
We eventually put it in her truck bed but she was not happy about this at all.
Now I am bringing in carts and prople are pissy because they're wet,<wet during a rainstorm, incredible, huh> One kid, yelled "THIS CART IS WET!!! THIS CART IS WET!!!! THIS CART IS WET!!!!!, THIS CART IS WET!!!!" And this continues for five minutes.
Then we get these two old biddies. "They should have people drying carts. They should have dry carts. Their stockmen are lazy if they weren't lazy there would be dry carts. I need a dry cart. Why aren't there more dry carts. This cart doesn't run good. They need better stockmen. We need dry carts"
Ah, the joys of customer service.
looks like the nasa team was visiting your store, crowe.
(giggle giggle)
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