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Effective today, we no longer take calls for you!
Seems the owner sat down, added it up, and since the 1st of the year, you have refused to pay us for $4,000 worth of our services, for the following reasons.
- Cannot find corresponding PO in your system, despite the fact we have your fax right here and can fax/mail/email you a copy that HAS the PO right ON it. Unless you think we're forging these in a backroom, where do you think these faxes with YOUR NAME ON THEM are coming from?! Nope, your Master Computer says there's no PO, so we don't get paid, and apparently, if we kept pestering you, we'll only make Master Computer angry, and it might request your firstborn, again, so your decision is final, matter is closed, don't bug you again........ Really? REALLY!?
- Have wrong towing company assigned. We got the fax, but, under the "Provider" field it has "A-1 Towing" listed. Attempts to call customer help line and inform you of this mistake went nowhere, as you "cannot find a PO for us". Yes, we know, it's mislisted for someone else! No, we can't have them call you, A-1 Towing went out of business last month, when the cops rolled up and hauled the owner/operator out of there in a nice new pair of shiny bracelets..... don't do/deal meth kids, it's a super bad idea!
Of course, since you won't reissue us a PO, when we submit the claim, it bounced back, "No PO for this in our system = no pay and we don't want to hear you whining about it"
- Not paying for mileage because your records say it's 10 miles from us to "Sometown", when it's really 20, and up to 35 since anyone who has their mail delivered by the post office in "sometown" is considered to live there. Thus is how life works where there aren't enough people to incorporate a municipality. The CUSTOMER told you that, WE told you that, GPS it, the GPS will tell you that.... nope, we say 10 miles (as the crow files) so that's all you get.
Okay, fine, that's how you want to play it........ this contract with you? It's effin' CONFETTI now!
SO LONG DRACULA! IF I NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU AGAIN, IT'LL BE TOO SOON!
Seems the owner sat down, added it up, and since the 1st of the year, you have refused to pay us for $4,000 worth of our services, for the following reasons.
- Cannot find corresponding PO in your system, despite the fact we have your fax right here and can fax/mail/email you a copy that HAS the PO right ON it. Unless you think we're forging these in a backroom, where do you think these faxes with YOUR NAME ON THEM are coming from?! Nope, your Master Computer says there's no PO, so we don't get paid, and apparently, if we kept pestering you, we'll only make Master Computer angry, and it might request your firstborn, again, so your decision is final, matter is closed, don't bug you again........ Really? REALLY!?
- Have wrong towing company assigned. We got the fax, but, under the "Provider" field it has "A-1 Towing" listed. Attempts to call customer help line and inform you of this mistake went nowhere, as you "cannot find a PO for us". Yes, we know, it's mislisted for someone else! No, we can't have them call you, A-1 Towing went out of business last month, when the cops rolled up and hauled the owner/operator out of there in a nice new pair of shiny bracelets..... don't do/deal meth kids, it's a super bad idea!
Of course, since you won't reissue us a PO, when we submit the claim, it bounced back, "No PO for this in our system = no pay and we don't want to hear you whining about it" - Not paying for mileage because your records say it's 10 miles from us to "Sometown", when it's really 20, and up to 35 since anyone who has their mail delivered by the post office in "sometown" is considered to live there. Thus is how life works where there aren't enough people to incorporate a municipality. The CUSTOMER told you that, WE told you that, GPS it, the GPS will tell you that.... nope, we say 10 miles (as the crow files) so that's all you get.
Okay, fine, that's how you want to play it........ this contract with you? It's effin' CONFETTI now!
SO LONG DRACULA! IF I NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU AGAIN, IT'LL BE TOO SOON!
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