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  • Crazy Cat Lady (long)

    This happened about a month after I was hired at my first job.

    It was October and on weekends everyone was allowed to dress up for Halloween. I’m kind of a Goth chick and I wear cat ears. So I was happy to be able to wear them at work. A woman came into my line and asked about the cat ears. I explained to her that I wore them all the time and it was just something I thought was unique and fun. She said she liked them and told me she likes cats a lot to. Nothing out of the ordinary and I always enjoy the people who think the ears are cute. After I finished ringing her out she handed me a tract book. Only having been working retail a month I had never had that happen before so while I thought it was kind of weird and threw it away after she left I didn’t think much of it afterwards.

    Until she came back a couple of weeks latter and things got freaky. She came into my line and asked why I wasn’t wearing the cat ears. I explained that I could only were them in October because of Halloween. She accepted that and then went on to tell me that one of her cats died the other day. And goes on to explain that she is a very religious woman and wasn’t sure on how to explain this to her kids. Well she tells her children about the cat’s death and the kids decide to go to the grave and pray. After her kids are done praying over the cat’s grave they dug up the grave and the cat was alive! Apparently the kids have been busy and have resurrected many other cats since then. The woman tells me she is very proud of her children and wishes she believed as deeply as they did so she could have freaky powers just like her kids. After she finished she was waiting for me to respond. Luckily a line had built up and I used that as an excuse to get her the hell out of there. Through out the story I was wonder wtf was going on and waiting for the candid camera people to show up.

    I have no idea if this woman was making it all up, if she was crazy, or living in Stephen Kings Pet Semetary. If she was making it up she did a great job of keeping a straight face and acting completely sincere about the whole thing.

  • #2
    My guess is schizophrenia. They at least account for some SC's out there.
    Broadcasting to you live from the nerve center of my brain..... szzzt *we are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by*

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    • #3
      Someone should really tell those kids to stop burying cats alive. Its not right.


      If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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      • #4
        Anybody else reminded of Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus?
        "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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        • #5
          I...

          No, wait, I mean...

          But....

          We so need a head-a'splody smiley here.

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          • #6
            Rose Are Red
            Violets Are Blue
            I'm Schizophrenic
            And So Am I



            Seriously, she's a whack job and needs destroying immediately if not sooner. She probably doesn't even have kids, just a desperate need for stronger medication.

            Next time she comes in, you should make weird stuff up and see where the conversation goes. Then you could write a book and retire on the proceeds.
            Total surrender
            Your touch is so tender
            Your skin is like water on a burning beach
            And it brings me relief
            "Nails in My Feet" - Crowded House

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            • #7
              Nekomimi?

              I've seen that on occasion on Japanese girls around here. Its odd yet strangely intriguing, hehe.

              Did you ask to meet with feline Jesus? I mean, if the cat did rise again....

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              • #8
                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                Did you ask to meet with feline Jesus? I mean, if the cat did rise again....
                Actually, it's not much of a miracle. Cats get 9 lives, because mommy cats are genetically programmed to enter the Konami Code before giving birth.
                "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kara_CS View Post
                  Actually, it's not much of a miracle. Cats get 9 lives, because mommy cats are genetically programmed to enter the Konami Code before giving birth.
                  Oh lord, I'm not sure what's worse. The fact you managed to tie in that reference, the fact that I GOT it or the fact that my first thought was "That's not right, the code gave you 30 lives, not 9."

                  ><

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                  • #10
                    Quoth spork_the_cat View Post
                    After her kids are done praying over the cat’s grave they dug up the grave and the cat was alive! Apparently the kids have been busy and have resurrected many other cats since then.
                    Hey! Leave her alone. She's doing her part by raising an army of undead zombie kitties to further my plans to take over New Zealand.

                    Seriously though I think this woman's a few sandwiches shy of a picnic there. Perhaps she needs to stop burying the sleeping kitties.

                    Mongo
                    I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                      Hey! Leave her alone. She's doing her part by raising an army of undead zombie kitties to further my plans to take over New Zealand.

                      Seriously though I think this woman's a few sandwiches shy of a picnic there. Perhaps she needs to stop burying the sleeping kitties.

                      Mongo

                      Sleeping Kittens only drop off of Boggarts. You have to go to the Alb frontier to farm em....

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                      • #12
                        Soon to be this:



                        Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                        Seriously though I think this woman's a few sandwiches shy of a picnic there.
                        What do you think the cats are for?
                        Quote Dalesys:
                        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                          Oh lord, I'm not sure what's worse. The fact you managed to tie in that reference, the fact that I GOT it or the fact that my first thought was "That's not right, the code gave you 30 lives, not 9."

                          ><
                          Sometimes it's like my mind just files things away in the event that someday, somewhere, I can throw it out at the right moment. How did I ever survive without the internet?

                          I was kind of hoping someone would point out the 30 lives vs 9 lives thing, as a sort of nostalgic test. You win.
                          "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth spork_the_cat View Post
                            After her kids are done praying over the cat’s grave they dug up the grave and the cat was alive!
                            Witchcraft?
                            "I call murder on that!"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kara_CS View Post
                              Sometimes it's like my mind just files things away in the event that someday, somewhere, I can throw it out at the right moment. How did I ever survive without the internet?

                              I was kind of hoping someone would point out the 30 lives vs 9 lives thing, as a sort of nostalgic test. You win.
                              Oh oh, what did I win?

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