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Quoth Kittish View PostOooh, that sounds tasty. I have homemade blueberry syrup that would probably do well with them.
I desperately need to win a lottery - my dream kitchen would probably be 30x60 feet, and have a lovely large kitchen at one end with a large country style table as the work island, and a sitting area at the other end for people to hang out in while the cooking goes on, with another room of about the same size right next to it with a 10x10 walk in freezer, a 10x10 walk in refrigerator and a 10x20 vermin proof dry storage and then shelves for all the stuff that doesn't fit in the kitchen normally like a collection of several thousand food molds, cookie cutters, kitchenaid attachments and suchlike. I love to can stuff and bell jars take up a hella lot of room. My pressure canner is the size of a 5 gallon pot. And we won't go into my collection of pots and pans, I have a 100 qt.25 gallon stock pot ... there is a reason we bought a property with a 3 story 20x30 barn ... the barn is way bigger than our 20x40 house.EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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I'm lactose intolerant and there are times I order pizzas w/ extra cheese because I'm smart enough to take a product called Lactaid so I can enjoy the cheesy goodness w/o to many problems.
The guy is a grade A jerk.Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
I'm a case study.
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Quoth MoonCat View Post. As to pesto, it's mostly basil, olive oil and parmesan cheese, isn't it? ."English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
- H. Beam Piper
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AD - One thing I saw recently that am tempted to try, but really shouldn't - is pancakes cooked in a rice cooker (one with a top that makes a proper seal, not just a lid). Apparently, they do it well, and you end up with a big poofy pancake...cake ^_^"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth Crossbow View PostNext time he orders "chicken and pesto", send them to him in a couple of bowls. He never said he wanted the crust, did he?I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
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Quoth EricKei View PostAs for sausage...I'm not sure I wanna know exactly what goes in them...
Sophomore year of high school (my first of three high schools), biology class. I sat in the back of the room with Kerry and Dave, and we goofed around. Because we were all good students, Mr. Michalowski (or Mr. Mick, as everyone called him) gave us some leeway.
So one day, Dave and I are explaining to Kerry just what a hot dog actually IS, as well as two fifteen-year-old boys with no experience in the meat-packing business can explain such things. Kerry is not amused with us. So in the middle of the lesson....
"Mr. Mick! Mr. Mick! Mr. Mick!"
(slightly exasperated) "Yes, Kerry, what is it this time?"
"Jester and Dave are being gross!"
"Why, what are they doing?"
So she tells him. Big mistake. Because....
"Well, Kerry, that's actually rather fascinating...."
Being a biology teacher, and being oblivious to who his audience was, Mr. Mick went into a fifteen minute dissertation of just what sausages are and exactly how they're made, with far more detail than Dave or I could have dreamed of. Kerry, most of the girls in the class, and even some of the guys, started turning various shades of green as Mr. Mick droned on about this rather grisly subject. Dave and I, on the other hand, were not only fascinated, but were dying laughing watching our classmates' reactions, especially Kerry's.
She didn't speak to us for two weeks after that.
Quoth AccountingDrone View PostI desperately need to win a lottery - my dream kitchen...
When I finally move back to Arizona (next year, hopefully), wherever I land, my place is going to have a kickass kitchen. And since I won't be sharing it with any roommates, it'll be mine, mine, MINE!
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At the pizza place, I once had a lady order a pizza with no cheese and no tomato. Yeah, just a dough on its own. At the time she was calling us, she was carrying on an argument with her husband, which was hilarious in itself. I mean, finish shouting at your husband, THEN call for pizza.
Anyway, after she'd placed her order, I heard a man saying, "Order me one as well." The lady yelled back, "But you don't even LIKE pizza!" He replied, "Get me a cheese and tomato without any cheese or tomato!"
The lady then said into the phone, "And a large cheese and tomato without cheese and tomato for my STUPID husband!"
When I came off the phone I was almost crying with laughter. XD He obviously only did that to piss off his wife.
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