so this campground i'm working the summer in is definitely a CAMPGROUND.. not like an RV resort or something. short funny aside story: i've worked here for 3 summers now. a new owner took over 2 summers ago, and he used to manage a resort type park... everyone went to bed at 10 or earlier kinda place. this place is TOTALLY different. while it's a "family friendly" park and not a party hotspot kinda place, people do still come here to camp, drink heavily, and stare at their campfires... and that frequently results in people conveniently forgetting about quiet time starting at 11. as such, the first year we had security (just a couple of our guys, not an outside company or anything) patrolling the park reminding the loud ones to quiet down, and threatening to eject the truly unruly ones... for as long as it took... till everyone was in their campers/cabins/tents and asleep... usually anywhere from 1am to 3am. new owner was like 'security? we don't need security. no one needs to stay up till 3am. there's a phone number on the office door that goes straight to me, if there are any issues people can call me and i'll fix it." i think it only took a week before he caved and started assigning one of the guys to a security detail 
BUT ANYWAY...
weekends in season we don't close the office till 10pm. assorted closing procedures and stopping half a dozen times to go to the door and tell someone "no, i'm sorry, i'm closed, register is counted out i can't sell you 6 bundles of wood." breaking down the snack and drink machines sweeping mopping etc... dragged on longer than usual so i was draggin my tired butt home at 11pm (note: "home" is one of the campers right there in the park. the commute is great, but the boss knows where to find me when there's a problem
) i didn't even bother changing... threw together some dinner... ate... was sitting there spacing out.. i think i was looking at this forum, even... and i get called on the radio to come back to the office to 'fix something'. at midnight. 
i get up there to find out that a nice family of 5 (one of whom was a 4 year old) in a tent site were new to camping, and had gotten the bad luck of being right next to a cabin with a batchelorette party in it... and they were drunk, loud, unruly, and cursing and carrying on. they went and knocked on the cabin door and tried to ask them to please keep it down they had a 4 yr old trying to sleep, and got the response "guess you're in the wrong spot then, huh?" ooohhhhh no you didn't just go there! we do NOT tolerate that s***!! quiet time is 11 and strictly enforced, or you find your arse out the door
unfortunately, nice family, being new to camping, doesn't know this, and figures they don't really have any recourse and starts packing. fortunately.. security guy swings by on his rounds right about then and catches them. asks them to wait, gets the boss involved. gets the cops involved on the drunken idiots cabin. gets me involved to take care of the computer (it got fussy about checking people out on the 20th when accounting date had switched to the 21st already. i had to convince it yes i really did want it to do that
)
nice family got checked out of their site with a full refund, drunken partygoers had a chat with the police, and the cops found at least one of them still sober enough to drive, so we threw em out, no refund on their 3 night stay, at 1 am someone was out there cleaning the cabin (including drunken vomit. wooooo.. fun.... >.> ) and we checked nice family into the freshly cleaned cabin at no charge, and gave them a voucher for free breakfast the next morning and they were super happy.
and then i staggered home at 2am
i am SO not awake yet. i fact i may go back to bed. ah well... hopefully the rest of the weekend will be smooth.

BUT ANYWAY...
weekends in season we don't close the office till 10pm. assorted closing procedures and stopping half a dozen times to go to the door and tell someone "no, i'm sorry, i'm closed, register is counted out i can't sell you 6 bundles of wood." breaking down the snack and drink machines sweeping mopping etc... dragged on longer than usual so i was draggin my tired butt home at 11pm (note: "home" is one of the campers right there in the park. the commute is great, but the boss knows where to find me when there's a problem


i get up there to find out that a nice family of 5 (one of whom was a 4 year old) in a tent site were new to camping, and had gotten the bad luck of being right next to a cabin with a batchelorette party in it... and they were drunk, loud, unruly, and cursing and carrying on. they went and knocked on the cabin door and tried to ask them to please keep it down they had a 4 yr old trying to sleep, and got the response "guess you're in the wrong spot then, huh?" ooohhhhh no you didn't just go there! we do NOT tolerate that s***!! quiet time is 11 and strictly enforced, or you find your arse out the door


nice family got checked out of their site with a full refund, drunken partygoers had a chat with the police, and the cops found at least one of them still sober enough to drive, so we threw em out, no refund on their 3 night stay, at 1 am someone was out there cleaning the cabin (including drunken vomit. wooooo.. fun.... >.> ) and we checked nice family into the freshly cleaned cabin at no charge, and gave them a voucher for free breakfast the next morning and they were super happy.
and then i staggered home at 2am
i am SO not awake yet. i fact i may go back to bed. ah well... hopefully the rest of the weekend will be smooth.

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