Amputee Gives A Hand...Or Rather, A Foot

[Halo_miles]

Where I work, I deal with a lot of people who just don't seem to be firing on all cylinders, and several of these clowns think it's their god given right to abuse the employees. Cue my coworker, myself, a regular (the amputee), and a grumpy douche.

Douche: prepay!? It's f***ing prepay!? What the hell is wrong with you!? Rant, rave, bitch, blah blah blah.
CW (still in training, becomes very flustered): sir, it's a company policy---
Douche: F*ck your company policy! I want to speak to a manager!
Me: I am currently in charge sir, what seems to be the issue?
Douche: (screaming something about prepay and how we suck etc)
Me: sir, it's company policy. It's been this way since we opened and---
Douche: shut up you filthy c*nt.
Amputee: (comes up with her crutches and lifts up her fake leg) I've had enough of your sh*t, man. Piss off before I remove my leg and lose it up your ass hole.

Needless to say, first time I've ever seen someone do that. Douche never did get his gas. And that lady always gets a free coffee when she comes in.

[South Texan]

That almost sounds like something from a British comedy. I love that woman!

[MoonCat]

My new hero!

[Halo_miles]

It gave me a chuckle. I haven't seen her in a bit, but I love telling the story.

[Sapphire Silk]

Amputee: (comes up with her crutches and lifts up her fake leg) I've had enough of your sh*t, man. Piss off before I remove my leg and lose it up your ass hole.

Oh . . . god . . . help . . . me . . . can't . . . breathe . . . .

[xxscooterxx]

I would have died laughing.

[XCashier]

Lady,

[fireheart]

Give lady a free coffee from me!

[Evannah]

OMFG I think I am in love with that woman. And thank you for rewarding her for it too

[Gilhelmi]

She sounds like a few veterans I know. Same type of dark humor anyway (though truckers have it too, some medical, and police, so many with that fun type of humor).

[Jay 2K Winger]

I'll defer my response to the 'Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah' Chris Jericho.

Mr. Jericho?


Thanks, Chris!

[Monterey Jack]

Amputee: (comes up with her crutches and lifts up her fake leg) I've had enough of your sh*t, man. Piss off before I remove my leg and lose it up your ass hole.

EDDIE MURPHY: I'm gonna put mah foot so deep in they behinds, they breath gonna smell like shoe polish!

[Halo_miles]

I saw her today! She got her free coffee, and asked if buddy had been back. I told her that he hasn't, and she replied, "I put the fear of feet in him...is that a thing? Because it should be". I lol'd.

[wolfie]

Douche: shut up you filthy c*nt.

Did anyone else have their mind far enough in the gutter to notice that juxtaposition?