Me = Me
SG = Stupid Girl
So this girl comes in yesterday and asks for Plan B emergency contraceptive, which you have to be 18 to buy. So she hands me her ID and I ask her to verify her birthday.
Me: Verify your birthday for me.
SG: (something, something) 1985
*so the ID says 1982, so something's not right*
Me: Umm...
SG: Did I just give you my fake ID? *ditz giggles*
*I look at her like "Are you f__kin' serious?"*
Me: You just told me you have a fake ID. I can't sell this to you.
SG: Are you serious? That's just for going out! I've got my passport.
*she yanks her passport out of her purse and I'm thinking: "Who carries their passport around?"*
Me: I really can't know if any ID you give me is valid. I won't sell this to you.
SG: That's stupid. Whatever.
So she leaves, and can be heard bitching on her cell phone, making it sound as if I did something to offend her, when she's just a certified moron!
SG = Stupid Girl
So this girl comes in yesterday and asks for Plan B emergency contraceptive, which you have to be 18 to buy. So she hands me her ID and I ask her to verify her birthday.
Me: Verify your birthday for me.
SG: (something, something) 1985
*so the ID says 1982, so something's not right*
Me: Umm...
SG: Did I just give you my fake ID? *ditz giggles*
*I look at her like "Are you f__kin' serious?"*
Me: You just told me you have a fake ID. I can't sell this to you.
SG: Are you serious? That's just for going out! I've got my passport.
*she yanks her passport out of her purse and I'm thinking: "Who carries their passport around?"*
Me: I really can't know if any ID you give me is valid. I won't sell this to you.
SG: That's stupid. Whatever.
So she leaves, and can be heard bitching on her cell phone, making it sound as if I did something to offend her, when she's just a certified moron!
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