A night full of stupidity.
Too Little
Me: OK, so for that is £2.30 altogether please.
*SC hands me £2.20*
Me: You need 10p more sir.
SC: What? It's only 10p!
Me: I'm sorry, but that's the total. I need another 10p.
SC: For God's sake! All of this over 10p! *Hands me 10p*
Too much
Me: OK, so that is £4.99 please.
*SC hands me a credit card*
Me: Ah, it has to be over £5 to pay by card.
SC: OK, just add one pence to my total.
Me: I'm afraid theres no way of doing that.
SC: Just ring it through!
Me: I can't unless it's over £5.
SC: *hands me cash* All this fuss over 1p!
I need money!
SC: Do you have a cash machine in here?
Me: We do, but I'm afraid it's out of cash.
SC: How can a cash machine run out of cash?
Me: It only has a certain amount in it, and it runs out really quickly.
SC: Where's the nearest machine then?
Me: About five minutes down the road.
SC: THANKS FOR NOTHING!]
Me? Pay?
Me: OK, so that is £3.89 altogether.
SC: You mean I have to PAY?
Me: Yessssssss.....
Home made I.D
SC: Pint of lager please.
Me: Can I see some I.D first?
*SC hands me a piece of paper with 04/04/1989 scribbled on it*
Me: Can't take that. We only accept passports or driving licences.
SC: You asked for I.D and I gave you I.D! You have to serve me!
Me: Get out.
Scary man
SC: Pint of bitter please.
Me: Sure.
SC: I'm a bit annoyed. Just got taken out of the job centre by the police...
Me: Oh...dear.
SC: Well its been months and they still haven't got me a job! I had had enough!
Me: Yeah...
SC: They had some kind of problem with me threatening their staff.
Me: *thinks* Oh God, and now I have to serve you*
SC: They have no idea how difficult it is having no money.
Me: *thinks* But you can still afford alcohol though can't you?*
Too Little
Me: OK, so for that is £2.30 altogether please.
*SC hands me £2.20*
Me: You need 10p more sir.
SC: What? It's only 10p!
Me: I'm sorry, but that's the total. I need another 10p.
SC: For God's sake! All of this over 10p! *Hands me 10p*
Too much
Me: OK, so that is £4.99 please.
*SC hands me a credit card*
Me: Ah, it has to be over £5 to pay by card.
SC: OK, just add one pence to my total.
Me: I'm afraid theres no way of doing that.
SC: Just ring it through!
Me: I can't unless it's over £5.
SC: *hands me cash* All this fuss over 1p!
I need money!
SC: Do you have a cash machine in here?
Me: We do, but I'm afraid it's out of cash.
SC: How can a cash machine run out of cash?
Me: It only has a certain amount in it, and it runs out really quickly.
SC: Where's the nearest machine then?
Me: About five minutes down the road.
SC: THANKS FOR NOTHING!]
Me? Pay?
Me: OK, so that is £3.89 altogether.
SC: You mean I have to PAY?
Me: Yessssssss.....
Home made I.D
SC: Pint of lager please.
Me: Can I see some I.D first?
*SC hands me a piece of paper with 04/04/1989 scribbled on it*
Me: Can't take that. We only accept passports or driving licences.
SC: You asked for I.D and I gave you I.D! You have to serve me!
Me: Get out.
Scary man
SC: Pint of bitter please.
Me: Sure.
SC: I'm a bit annoyed. Just got taken out of the job centre by the police...
Me: Oh...dear.
SC: Well its been months and they still haven't got me a job! I had had enough!
Me: Yeah...
SC: They had some kind of problem with me threatening their staff.
Me: *thinks* Oh God, and now I have to serve you*
SC: They have no idea how difficult it is having no money.
Me: *thinks* But you can still afford alcohol though can't you?*
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