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custie 1
I have been selling in "X" for a while and have walked every single inch of the store. yes, there may be new stuff here and there; but when you assist 8+ inventories a year and you have to inspect every single store planogram for integrity, you have pretty much seen everything a couple of times.
when I tell you we don't carry "Y", its because we don't carry "Y", don't sulk and roll your eyes, belly ache that you cannnnt believe "X" doesn't carry "Y".
bonus if you don't even know what the part looks like and spend 30 minutes in the store picking up random shit that could be shaped like the "Y" you're looking for. NO I AM NOT walking over there and unlocking and unpacking Apple VGA adapters because I know they're not even meant to be in the same sentence as your current needs.
custie 2
We have a line 3-4 deep, we are working as fast as we can to get things going, so forgive us that we don't abandon the registers when you walk in and ask your majesties needs. That's is not an invite to barge to the side of the customer we are helping and bellow out that you need help. It ticked the customer we were helping and didn't endear you to us. Nope, No, Nyet, I will not drop everything to see what you need, wait your turn and I will assist you.
custie 3
Yes, I don't know everything, but you will surprised that many people want to do the same thing you are trying to do, hence I know different ways of accomplishing your goal and will suggest items and ways of doing it; Since you don't know how to do it and asked me how to get it done.
Please stop interrupting me and telling me all my solutions are wrong; then lecture me with 5 minutes of rebuttal for every suggestion I had made. I don't know why you were so surprised and somewhat bewildered when I bowed down to your expertise and tactically excused myself to assist other customers that 'truly' needed my help.
custie 4
We require two forms of valid ID to run your credit, the computer will ask me that I have verified two forms, it was in my training, it is a requirement I committed to follow and could cause me serious job issues if I choose to ignore it.
Believe it or not, a pre paid credit card is NOT a valid second form, neither is your bus pass, nor your 'uncle', baby mama, or whatever is next to you. ps. neither is 'you have seen me here before'.
custie 5
You want an iPhone on a two year, you don't care to know plans, actual monthly charges, your only concern is final out the door for 3 phones (nothing suspicious there of course). your ID is a good fake and when called on it you mention its a copy you carry because you don't like to carry the real one. 'just run it you say'. it. ain't. happening.
custie 1
I have been selling in "X" for a while and have walked every single inch of the store. yes, there may be new stuff here and there; but when you assist 8+ inventories a year and you have to inspect every single store planogram for integrity, you have pretty much seen everything a couple of times.
when I tell you we don't carry "Y", its because we don't carry "Y", don't sulk and roll your eyes, belly ache that you cannnnt believe "X" doesn't carry "Y".
bonus if you don't even know what the part looks like and spend 30 minutes in the store picking up random shit that could be shaped like the "Y" you're looking for. NO I AM NOT walking over there and unlocking and unpacking Apple VGA adapters because I know they're not even meant to be in the same sentence as your current needs.
custie 2
We have a line 3-4 deep, we are working as fast as we can to get things going, so forgive us that we don't abandon the registers when you walk in and ask your majesties needs. That's is not an invite to barge to the side of the customer we are helping and bellow out that you need help. It ticked the customer we were helping and didn't endear you to us. Nope, No, Nyet, I will not drop everything to see what you need, wait your turn and I will assist you.
custie 3
Yes, I don't know everything, but you will surprised that many people want to do the same thing you are trying to do, hence I know different ways of accomplishing your goal and will suggest items and ways of doing it; Since you don't know how to do it and asked me how to get it done.
Please stop interrupting me and telling me all my solutions are wrong; then lecture me with 5 minutes of rebuttal for every suggestion I had made. I don't know why you were so surprised and somewhat bewildered when I bowed down to your expertise and tactically excused myself to assist other customers that 'truly' needed my help.
custie 4
We require two forms of valid ID to run your credit, the computer will ask me that I have verified two forms, it was in my training, it is a requirement I committed to follow and could cause me serious job issues if I choose to ignore it.
Believe it or not, a pre paid credit card is NOT a valid second form, neither is your bus pass, nor your 'uncle', baby mama, or whatever is next to you. ps. neither is 'you have seen me here before'.
custie 5
You want an iPhone on a two year, you don't care to know plans, actual monthly charges, your only concern is final out the door for 3 phones (nothing suspicious there of course). your ID is a good fake and when called on it you mention its a copy you carry because you don't like to carry the real one. 'just run it you say'. it. ain't. happening.
I hate customers who do this! And just once, I wish the customer they interrupt would call them on it. "Excuse me, but I am currently being served, and until I am done, you'll have to wait your turn, like we all learned how to do way back in kindergarten." 
Oh gosh, nothing at all suspicious about that, is there?! Doesn't everyone carry fake IDs so they don't have to carry their real ones?! [/sarcasm]
Maybe what he ought to be looking for was Specsavers?
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