And it's used now!
We carry this over-hyped piece of garbage phone that is named after an (in)famous character portrayed by John DeLance.
Me - your's truly (with my bitten tongue comments)
SC - Your average sucky customer who thinks he should have everything handed to him on a gold plated platinum platter.
Me: Yes, there is an issue with your phone so we're going to order you a replacement from the warehoue.
SC: Is it a new phone or a refurbished one?
Me: Refurbished (oh great, here we go).
SC: But I bought this phone new.
Me: Yes, but for replacements, as stated in the terms we use refurbished units as replacements (besides, your phone isn't "new" anymore).
SC: This is unfair, no one else does this.
Me: (Bull$h!t) Actually its a very common pratice in the electronics industry.
SC: So you're taking my brand new phone and giving me a beat up used one?
Me: No, we're exchanging your phone with a refurbished unit. The casing is new, and it is tested before it leaves the repair depot.
SC: But I bougt this new.
Me: (It isn't new anymore dumbass). Your only other option is to send it to the manufacturer, who has a 7-10 business day turnaround time, and they can repair it then send it back to you (making your phone refurbished).
SC: Give me the manufacturer's number.
Same model phone (did I mention this phone is a piece of mierda?). Customer had his exchanged the night before, but is unhappy with the fact that it's a refurubshed unit. Customer comes back in and demands we swap him out for his original phone so he can also send it to the manufacturer. No big deal. But one problem, he ported his number to a different carrier last night and the policy strictly stats that the phone has to be active in order for us to exchange it. Karma bit him in the ass big time! The real karma bite will be if he tries to port his number back to us. A double port like that WILL almost guarantee a lost number for you.
We carry this over-hyped piece of garbage phone that is named after an (in)famous character portrayed by John DeLance.
Me - your's truly (with my bitten tongue comments)
SC - Your average sucky customer who thinks he should have everything handed to him on a gold plated platinum platter.
Me: Yes, there is an issue with your phone so we're going to order you a replacement from the warehoue.
SC: Is it a new phone or a refurbished one?
Me: Refurbished (oh great, here we go).
SC: But I bought this phone new.
Me: Yes, but for replacements, as stated in the terms we use refurbished units as replacements (besides, your phone isn't "new" anymore).
SC: This is unfair, no one else does this.
Me: (Bull$h!t) Actually its a very common pratice in the electronics industry.
SC: So you're taking my brand new phone and giving me a beat up used one?
Me: No, we're exchanging your phone with a refurbished unit. The casing is new, and it is tested before it leaves the repair depot.
SC: But I bougt this new.
Me: (It isn't new anymore dumbass). Your only other option is to send it to the manufacturer, who has a 7-10 business day turnaround time, and they can repair it then send it back to you (making your phone refurbished).
SC: Give me the manufacturer's number.
Same model phone (did I mention this phone is a piece of mierda?). Customer had his exchanged the night before, but is unhappy with the fact that it's a refurubshed unit. Customer comes back in and demands we swap him out for his original phone so he can also send it to the manufacturer. No big deal. But one problem, he ported his number to a different carrier last night and the policy strictly stats that the phone has to be active in order for us to exchange it. Karma bit him in the ass big time! The real karma bite will be if he tries to port his number back to us. A double port like that WILL almost guarantee a lost number for you.
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