Top 20 Signs That You Work in a (Insert employment)

[Casino Jockey]

signs you work in a casino:

1) when you are doing dishes you show "clean hands"

2) when shopping and the assistant goes to hand you change you tap the counter and refuse to take it out of there hand

3) you know your blackjack payouts still after leaving table games 4 years ago

4) You know that filling a stargames machine is bloody difficult and dread it

5) you go to another casino to play and you drop your chips into stacks (yes i did this on the weekend.. they knew i was a casino worker straight away)

[ominousoat]

10. you want to slap people that say they don't read

Hear hear!

[staticradio]

we're off to meet the wizard...

top 10 signs you work at a grocery store:

1. customers avoid doing things for themselves
2. WIC checks aren't evil until you tell said customer they've expired...then the customer is evil
3. customers avoid reading...period
4. customers never pay attention to a simple thing as a pay kiosk...even when there is a form of device at almost every retail outlet
5. customers avoid prompts...especially when they're clear and direct (in regards to self-checkouts and computer prompts)
6. customers never comprehend what is actually written on signs for specials
7. customers use anything as a waste can...especially tote boxes (and carts, shelves, the floor, parking lot, et al.)
8. customers usually hand you their garbage when there is a garbage can behind them
9. kids screaming solely for the art of screaming
10. anything the belt sucks down is fair game ("ooh, my $100 now")