Now THAT's Some Old School Suck.

[Sapphire Silk]

This might work better for an acronym

Amazingly Annoying Rude Douchy Villainous Asshole Rotten Knob

Damn, we need a like button!

[raudf]

That is some special kind of crazy right there. I do hope the officers find which padded cell she escaped from and cement her back into it. Without the scissors, because even safety scissors are too dangerous for her!

[telecom_goddess]

Damn, we need a like button!

Agreed! this whole aardvark thing had me rolling on the floor laughing.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Agreed! this whole aardvark thing had me rolling on the floor laughing.

Same here . . . we really should add that to the CS Dictionary.

[Mytical]

((I want to apologize early to any creature Animal, vegetable, or mineral that may have ever gotten a sun stroke.. you will see why ))

I have it figured out. No, really I do. While on the tour, the Aardvark got separated from the group. They found themselves in 'Ye olde time place' alone and confused. The sun was too hot (I don't care if it was -30 below, go with me here) and they got sun stroke, but wait.. that wouldn't fully explain things. So stricken was they, that they stumbled near 'Ye old time well' (What their wasn't one? Immaterial )..fell and smacked their head on the side of the well. Triple confused now (Wait, you say sun stroke and concussion are only two? Forget to count the Aardvark's normal confusion did we?) when they woke.. they thought themselves an actual member of 'Ye old time Place' (no not staff, I am talking about somebody who landed at Plymoth rock here people, keep up). Wait.. no .. no that still wouldn't explain the crazy... ah hem .. er ... carry on.

[HawaiianShirts]

She also said, while making it clear that she was not Muslim, that S would be offensive to any Muslim families who happened to visit the village. She said she was going to pray that S started to dress like the people she saw in the gift shop, who were buying pioneer bonnets.

First thing that entered my mind is that S could have said, "But if I dress like a Muslim to not offend the Muslims, then I might end up wearing so much clothing that I offend the Nudists! Oh, and if you're going to pray for me, please do so where the Atheists can't see or hear you."

But that probably would have intensified the crazy, and the crazy was intense enough with this one already.