Me: Thank you for calling Bugaboo Cell Company, my name is TPG, my rep ID is 12345, can I have your mobile number please?
SC: what was your number?
Me: 12345. Can I get your mobile number please?
SC: my name is Jane Doe. I want to know about blah blah blah...
Me: Ok, I need to look at your account to answer that for you. Can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Well, I also have this problem. Blah blah blah?
Me: I don't know. I need to look up the account first.
SC: well I gave you my name, can't you look it up under that?
Me: *grinding teeth* I need the mobile number please.
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Me: Thank you for calling Bugaboo Cell Company, my name is TPG, my rep ID is 12345, can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Huh?
Me: Can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Uh...I'm tryin to put minutes on my friend's phone.
Me: ok, can I have the cell number please?
SC: Why didn't my order go through?
Me: *grinding teeth* I don't know, sir. I need to look up the account. What's the cell number?
SC: Hang on. *yelling* Hey, dude, what's your cell number?
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Me: Thank you for calling Bugaboo Cell Company, my name is TPG, my rep ID is 12345, can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Why have I been transferred to you?
Me: I'm not sure yet, Ma'am. Can I get your cell number, please?
SC: Well I just placed an order with someone there, she didn't know what the hell she was doing. Then she told me she was going to transfer me, and blah blah blah... I just want minutes on my phone!
Me: I understand that, Ma'am. Can I get the cell number so I can look up the account and see what's going on?
SC: I don't know what the number is. *snottily* I don't call myself, you know.
*sigh*
SC: what was your number?
Me: 12345. Can I get your mobile number please?
SC: my name is Jane Doe. I want to know about blah blah blah...
Me: Ok, I need to look at your account to answer that for you. Can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Well, I also have this problem. Blah blah blah?
Me: I don't know. I need to look up the account first.
SC: well I gave you my name, can't you look it up under that?
Me: *grinding teeth* I need the mobile number please.
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Me: Thank you for calling Bugaboo Cell Company, my name is TPG, my rep ID is 12345, can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Huh?
Me: Can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Uh...I'm tryin to put minutes on my friend's phone.
Me: ok, can I have the cell number please?
SC: Why didn't my order go through?
Me: *grinding teeth* I don't know, sir. I need to look up the account. What's the cell number?
SC: Hang on. *yelling* Hey, dude, what's your cell number?
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Me: Thank you for calling Bugaboo Cell Company, my name is TPG, my rep ID is 12345, can I have your mobile number please?
SC: Why have I been transferred to you?
Me: I'm not sure yet, Ma'am. Can I get your cell number, please?
SC: Well I just placed an order with someone there, she didn't know what the hell she was doing. Then she told me she was going to transfer me, and blah blah blah... I just want minutes on my phone!
Me: I understand that, Ma'am. Can I get the cell number so I can look up the account and see what's going on?
SC: I don't know what the number is. *snottily* I don't call myself, you know.
*sigh*

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