How the HELL is that my fault!?

[Best Made Tacos]

Ah, Gravekeeper, I know you're suffering but these hilarious posts are worth it. I'm afraid you'll just have to stay in that job forever and ever - our enjoyment outweighs your pain, vast as it is. For the good of all, some sacrifices must be made!

Seriously, on your last day there, have you considered just giving in and letting them have the full force of sarcasm? Cos I think we'd all be hanging out to hear about that one.

[Gravekeeper]

My last day here will not be pretty, but I promise I'll extract all the calls from that night to mp3 for you. -.-

[Gravekeeper]

Snap out of it, man! Don't give up. Your company needs you. Your country needs you! Heck, I need you! You're probably the only one in the world who truly understands my pain and suffering. I can't do this on my own, you know.

Its too late for me!

I think you're suppose to face Beryl alone.

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[Fera Festiva]

That first story, especially the part with the bees, made me laugh so hard I felt pain. Thank you.

[Imogene]

"Well, yes!!! How else do you find a phone number, dingbat?!"

I got one of those types of calls once, at Chesterfield. I've told the story before, though. Short version: I got a call asking if Ms. Field's cookies was still open. Said "I dunno." Stupid caller asked for their number. Said, "I dunno, try mall directory, but they're probably closed already, most of the food court closes and goes home before we've even shut out gates for the night."

[lordlundar]

-and on and on my friend. Some people starting singing it not knowing what it was and they'll keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end-

-er, wait. No, that’s not right.

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Its too late for me!

I think you're suppose to face Beryl alone.

I don't know what's worse. The fact that You made those jokes, or that I got those.

[Gawdzillers]

Dammit Graves....We have to keep your brain going after you die

I'll supply a jar.

I'll get the brine.
Mmm. Pickled brain.

[Kara]

I think you're suppose to face Beryl alone.

Moon Sarcasm Power, MAKE-UP!

[Ackee]

This will never do

We cannot allow Gravekeeper to succumb, albeit temporarily, to the evils of the 867 posse. I though we could reserve this post to express our support and undying love for him. Hopefully this will help to boost his spirits.

[Becks]

I don't like you. So I hope even as we speak your car is rapidly filling with bees.

You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Ahhhh, Homer Simpson. :swoon:

[Buglady]

Juwl, is the "stupid rat creatures" from the Bone comics? I was just introduced to those recently I love the rat creatures.

[Kara]

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/wee...065074,00.html

They've just debunked the theory from a couple weeks ago that cell phones are interfering with the migration of bees. Nor are they killing them or affecting them in any way.

I was going to try and tap into this mobile bee control to fill said customer's with bees for you, but alas my plan is foiled. But I would if I could.

[Gravekeeper]

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/wee...065074,00.html

They've just debunked the theory from a couple weeks ago that cell phones are interfering with the migration of bees. Nor are they killing them or affecting them in any way.

I was going to try and tap into this mobile bee control to fill said customer's with bees for you, but alas my plan is foiled. But I would if I could.

I'll settle for hornets. Or at least earwigs.

[XCashier]

I'll settle for hornets. Or at least earwigs.

"May a thousand earwigs infest your socks and underwear!"

[Andara Bledin]

Buglady: Yes, the rat creatures comment and the avatar (unless I'm grossly mistaken) are both from Bone.

Gravekeeper, you really do get the cream.

I don't know of what, and I don't think I want to know, either.

^-.-^