WTF?!?!?!? Prank caller >@

[FemmeAnime]

When the phone rang, I was really happy. About 80-97% of the time when I pick up the phone there looking for someing at work, need their scedual or want to talk to the owner...*cries a little*
Me: Hi welcome to KFC/ Taco bell, my name is FemmeAnime what can I do for?
WTF Prank Caller: Hang on....I looking at the menu. *SC alert! SC alert!!*
Me: okay.
WTF PC: I want 4 nuggets.
Me: they come in either 5, 10 or 20
WTF PC: I only want 4....watching my weight.
Me: hold on....*was thinking that maybe could get a few cents knocked off or someone else would take the call, so I wouldn't be yelled at*
No dice, so offer him a Kid's meal which comes with his precisous 4 nuggets but comes with some other stuff....though still cheaper than getting the nuggets by themselves.
WTF PC: NO!!
Me: *unfazzed* didn't think you'd go for it
we banter back and forth and I'm still taking money from other people. His 'voice' was really weird...he would talk kinda mono-toned, then the 'real' voice would come on....it sounded most of the time like he was talking on the computer. Like how something is recorded and then played back through the speakers.
Alerts where going off through the whole conversation.
Finially when handing back someone their change, the WTF PC starts screaming at me in the 'real' voice...I start laughing.
Me: I knew this was a fucking prank call!
WTF PC: more swearing and screaming
Me: Is that all you got?
WTF PC: *crickets chirping*
Me: hangs up

5 mins later

Phone rings.....*doomy doomy doom doomy doom doomy*
My In-Charge answers.
Appartently they started screaming and swearing at her and then they wanted 4 nuggets....."Nope," she said. "Sorry can't do it, they only come in 5, 10 and 20." Then the WTF PC said something like "Stop fucking with me" or "Stop fucking me" and she hung up.

10 mins later

Another girl answers....*DOOM!!*
They want 4 nuggets! She starts laying it into them....
Awsome-ness Girl to the rescue: Since you called 3 times now, this is considered harresment and we are recording this call through telus, even if you block the number telus will find you. Thank-you for calling. *hangs up*

20 mins later....

Someone orders 2 Crispy Strips Meals...

30 mins later....

Some people stare at my boobs....

5 hours later.....

We head up and go home, WTF PC never did call us again...he doesn't love us any more.

[Plaidman]

Reminds me of the time I was at the night shift, and Howard Stern. (Or at least someone that sounded like him, and claiming to be him) called to ask about what underwear i was wearing.

I ripped into him about his ex-wife that left him. XD He didn't get angry but he was "don't go there. What underwear are you wearing?".

But I had to go eventually so whatever. It was during the time of those Crank Calller show, so I think it was him since it sounded strange, like it was on a speaker, and bit of a pause.


Oh, and sorry about looking at your boobies. They were animelcious.

[Becks]

WTF PC: I want 4 nuggets.
Me: they come in either 5, 10 or 20
WTF PC: I only want 4....watching my weight.

Sounds like part of a Tenacious D routine.

[Daphne]

There is one lewd patron that calls all the time and says something about diapers. He's totally disgusting. No one has ever been able to get his number because they hang up in shock before writing his number down. He finally called when I was working, and I stuck him on hold really quickly to write down his number. The second time he called I read him back his number and told him that the authorities had been called. He's never called back since, and everyone in the district is glad someone finally caught him.

[Tanasi]

Several years ago a radio station was pulling a prank via listeners on fast-food drive throughs. To win a prize the listener on their cell on had to repeat a phrase to the order-taker and that's all they could say and if the OT told them to drive around the listener won the prize. The funniest one I remembered is when the phrase was "Pickles give me gas" and it was breakfast shift. I can only imagine what was going through the OT's mind. "WTF, why is this guy telling me that pickles give him gas????"
Growing up with our unusual surname we received several prank calls.

[Pagan]

Tanasi, sounds like you were in Albuquerque! KOB-FM, I think, was doing that for awhile. Whilst I know it's got to be annoying to those of you that work drive-thru's, it's actually freakin' hilarious to listen to!

[Calud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7i0Apxd8f8


This is the thing you got pranked with.

[SnapAddict218]

Sounds like part of a Tenacious D routine.

I was thinking just that!!!! I was just waiting for the caller to start talking about cock push-ups!!!

[FemmeAnime]

Update! Upadate!

The next day I was working....hocky playoffs so got busy right before the game and the break in between. Well the phone rings...*doomy doom doom doomy* and it's WTF PC DAD!!!! He apoligized to the girl who answered it, who was also our assisant mangaer *even though we spray we can't get rid of her!* the dad found out about the son and his prank calls and tore him a new one! o0! And I was right! He was using the computer....don't know wether I should be sad that I could recognize computer speakers over a PHONE or happy that I did....either way I think I need to cut down on the comp use...

[Becks]

I was thinking just that!!!! I was just waiting for the caller to start talking about cock push-ups!!!

"Well, you only have to do one!!!"

[Jack7957]

He was using the computer....

Maybe he was using a soundboard off the web, like this one....
Christopher Walken Soundboard

[Imogene]

*doomy doomy doom doomy doom doomy*

I have two responses to this:
1) "I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! 'Doom doom doomy doom doom doom..."
And
2) "Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! Go home now!"