I just seem to be getting some doozies this week.
A couple of nights ago, I had a party of five from Germany. Everything went fine until the end of the meal, at which point the mother said, in a heavy accent, "Do we pay downstairs?" I replied that no, she should pay me. "Cun I pay vit a credit curd?" Um, yes. No problem. And with that I wandered off to take care of my other tables, and to give her a few moments to get out her credit card that she intended to pay with. I figure, no problem, right?
Well, if that were the case, would I be telling you about it?
Anyway, a few moments later I came back and had the following conversation with her...
MOTHER: "Cun I pay wit credit curd?"
JESTER: "Um....yeeessss....."
MOTHER: "How do ve do dat?"
JESTER: "Umm....you need to give me the credit card....."
At this point, two things happened. One her, kids started cracking up. Even THEY knew! Two, I knew that there was no way I was getting any tip from them at all. NOT because I was a smartass...I wasn't. I was very polite. But simply because this woman was so clueless about these things that I knew she couldn't know about the American custom of tipping.
And I was right. Zero tip.
And for those who doubt me, understand that I am only a smartass to people who get the joke, and if I don't think they will get it, I am simply Polite Efficient Friendly Server Man.
I know we have mentioned the tipping in America thing before. And I know a lot of Euros don't know it. And that is fine. But how, I ask you HOW, can you not know how to pay with a credit card? My German coworker (The Mustache) just shook his head and laughed about it.
A couple of nights ago, I had a party of five from Germany. Everything went fine until the end of the meal, at which point the mother said, in a heavy accent, "Do we pay downstairs?" I replied that no, she should pay me. "Cun I pay vit a credit curd?" Um, yes. No problem. And with that I wandered off to take care of my other tables, and to give her a few moments to get out her credit card that she intended to pay with. I figure, no problem, right?
Well, if that were the case, would I be telling you about it?
Anyway, a few moments later I came back and had the following conversation with her...
MOTHER: "Cun I pay wit credit curd?"
JESTER: "Um....yeeessss....."
MOTHER: "How do ve do dat?"
JESTER: "Umm....you need to give me the credit card....."
At this point, two things happened. One her, kids started cracking up. Even THEY knew! Two, I knew that there was no way I was getting any tip from them at all. NOT because I was a smartass...I wasn't. I was very polite. But simply because this woman was so clueless about these things that I knew she couldn't know about the American custom of tipping.
And I was right. Zero tip.
And for those who doubt me, understand that I am only a smartass to people who get the joke, and if I don't think they will get it, I am simply Polite Efficient Friendly Server Man.
I know we have mentioned the tipping in America thing before. And I know a lot of Euros don't know it. And that is fine. But how, I ask you HOW, can you not know how to pay with a credit card? My German coworker (The Mustache) just shook his head and laughed about it.
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