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I lost braincells last night. =/
<twitch>
SC: "The machine didn't print me no receipt!"
Me: "Oh, alright. That machine is probably just out of paper-"
SC: "No, it says on the machine that it don't print receipts!"
Me: "........"
SC: "I want my receipt!"
But, wait….that…why did you even…snarhjf. Thank you, I can now specifically identify the sensation of having a brain cell end its own life.
No.
Me: "I don't have any hotels left with a shuttle running."
SC: "Are you sure?!"
No, but that’s what the voices tell me and it seemed like the least violent of all their suggestions.
Geography
SC: "We had a reservation in Denver, Colorado but we're not going to make it tonight. Can you cancel it?"
Me: "Sure, under what name?"
SC: "Blah blah"
Me: "….I have that for Seattle, Washington."
SC: "Yep."
Me: "....."
….unless the continental United States has somehow folded over like one of those fold-ins in the back of a Mad Magazine, I do believe there's a flaw here.
Saviour
SC: "I'm at a payphone. Can you tell me where the closest kiosk I can get on the internet from is?!"
ITS 2AM AND MYSPACE NEEDS ME.
Good Luck
Me: "Have you ever dropped everything to go out and buy cigarettes?"
SC: "Uh, yeah, in fact I'm just about to do that right now."
Don't let me stop you. Anything that ends this call faster is ok in my book. In fact if you could be overcome by a coughing fit and pass out while wheezing your final message to your loved ones that would ideal. Don't worry, I'll tell your cat you loved her.
<hiss>
SC: "Thank you and God bless!"
Nooooo, it burns us! Master tricked us!
Halp me
Me: "and your contact number?"
SC: "….you mean my phone number?"
No, I mean the precise latitude and longitude required to find you on Google Earth. Yes your phone number! What do you think? Damn you people, damn you all! <sob>
Gesundheit
Me: "Do you have a pen there?"
SC: "Welgoshdangitshoot!"
....…do you need a tissue?
<twitch>
SC: "The machine didn't print me no receipt!"
Me: "Oh, alright. That machine is probably just out of paper-"
SC: "No, it says on the machine that it don't print receipts!"
Me: "........"
SC: "I want my receipt!"
But, wait….that…why did you even…snarhjf. Thank you, I can now specifically identify the sensation of having a brain cell end its own life.
No.
Me: "I don't have any hotels left with a shuttle running."
SC: "Are you sure?!"
No, but that’s what the voices tell me and it seemed like the least violent of all their suggestions.
Geography
SC: "We had a reservation in Denver, Colorado but we're not going to make it tonight. Can you cancel it?"
Me: "Sure, under what name?"
SC: "Blah blah"
Me: "….I have that for Seattle, Washington."
SC: "Yep."
Me: "....."
….unless the continental United States has somehow folded over like one of those fold-ins in the back of a Mad Magazine, I do believe there's a flaw here.
Saviour
SC: "I'm at a payphone. Can you tell me where the closest kiosk I can get on the internet from is?!"
ITS 2AM AND MYSPACE NEEDS ME.
Good Luck
Me: "Have you ever dropped everything to go out and buy cigarettes?"
SC: "Uh, yeah, in fact I'm just about to do that right now."
Don't let me stop you. Anything that ends this call faster is ok in my book. In fact if you could be overcome by a coughing fit and pass out while wheezing your final message to your loved ones that would ideal. Don't worry, I'll tell your cat you loved her.
<hiss>
SC: "Thank you and God bless!"
Nooooo, it burns us! Master tricked us!
Halp me
Me: "and your contact number?"
SC: "….you mean my phone number?"
No, I mean the precise latitude and longitude required to find you on Google Earth. Yes your phone number! What do you think? Damn you people, damn you all! <sob>
Gesundheit
Me: "Do you have a pen there?"
SC: "Welgoshdangitshoot!"
....…do you need a tissue?
I AM the evil bastard!
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