Potty Picasso

[notalwaysright]

I recently heard this fun tale. It happened at my work, but before I worked there. Someone FILLED the toilet tank with excrement. Not the toilet bowl, the tank. I kept saying, don't you mean they went in the tank? And the answer was no, the tank was completely filled. The person must have actually brought a bag of poo into the store.

The old DM was visiting the store and at first she told the old SM to clean it up, but then she went to look at it and ended up calling whoever it is that cleans up bio-hazards. The bathroom was closed for at least a week. The lid now locks shut.

[evilhomer]

Okay, I can understand having explosive diarrhea... it happens, it's embarrassing, and sometimes it's entirely unexpected. If it happened to me, I'd 'fess up, ask for the cleaning supplies, and do what I could.

But actively smearing your excrement all over? Huh?

There was a show called "Ed's Up". Ed Robertson, singer for Canadian group The Barenaked Ladies, went to various locations and did lousy jobs. One such job was in a Manhattan hospital as a janitor. He had to clean up a bathroom and just had a complete meltdown, he just kept repeating "there is shit on the ceiling" over and over again. Basically what I'm getting at is that I've heard of this thing before. I couldn't find the clip of that scene, but I did find the aftermath: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aejyIbEr1Vg

[XCashier]

There are more than a few stories on here about such things happening. Sadly, it's far too common of an occurrence. Some folks really do have problems and are embarrassed and flee the scene, others don't care and figure that it's our job to clean up their disgusting messes. Even the syndicated comic Retail has showcased the problem.

Last week, some asshat did the same thing in our men's room. My coworker Fred (not his real name), being the only male on the clock at the time, had to clean it up. He said that it was all over the place, he tied plastic trash bags over his shoes and lower legs and had to use three buckets of water to hose it down the floor drain before mopping the floor.

Later, the store manager, an assistant manager and I were talking about it. I called the perpetrator "VinShit Van Go" (they were amused). AM said we should press charges, SM said she didn't know what charges could be pressed. I suggested vandalism, AM suggested creating a bio-hazard. I don't know if anything further will happen.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I recently heard this fun tale. It happened at my work, but before I worked there. Someone FILLED the toilet tank with excrement. Not the toilet bowl, the tank. I kept saying, don't you mean they went in the tank? And the answer was no, the tank was completely filled. The person must have actually brought a bag of poo into the store.

Wow, that's an upper-decker for the ages.

[Gaki]

This is the exact reason I'm so glad my old job had a pressure washer that rolled around behind you.

[Amanita]

Somebody did this at work last night! Shit on the floor, all over the toilet seat lid, running down the sides of the toilet..What the actual fuck. This is the second week in a row that I've found that bathroom stall shat all over. Fuck people.

[Thud-n-Blunder]

Not meaning to make excuses, but...

... I have heard about this happening elsewhere, and it is often seen as as a harbinger of Alzheimer's.

I agree that this is absolutely horrible, and a call to the police is definitely in order. It could be that they can get these people help.

[Racket_Man]

Yeah well try cleaning (pardon the pun) loads of man juice from all over the walls.

[Legacy_of_Torment]

Ugh,people who do this are the epitome of disgusting. Someone did this at ours last year. Wherein the (UN) gentleman in question decided that rather than wait for a cubicle to become free, he would just drop his pants and go in the urinal D:
He then must have spent the next twenty minutes trying to erase the evidence by smearing it on as many surfaces as possible. What made it even more disgusting, was that there were at least two witnesses to this, and neither decided to report it to staff.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Wherein the (UN) gentleman in question decided that rather than wait for a cubicle to become free, he would just drop his pants and go in the urinal D:

Oh no! Another deuce in the urinal mystery.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yeah well try cleaning (pardon the pun) loads of man juice from all over the walls.

BTDT, yawn.