My pizza was cooked blarggle blarggle *^&*%$&*$(&*

[taxguykarl]

Next thing there'll be complaints about pizza in a box. Or bread.

Don't give them ideas.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Should've just taken the damn pizza to the nearest branch of retail store that's named after a fossil fuel.

Or the nearest branch of another retail store that has two red circles as its logo.

Both companies are now riding the "we'll take back and refund ANYTHING!" train to all stops.

[wolfie]

Pizzas get made, cooked, cut, boxed and placed into the hot box awaiting the customer.

Considering the reputation that people ordering pizza have, your use of that term is ironic.

BUT we, on the other hand have no such license AND we are not allowed to even half bake a pizza.

Even though the pizza has a high probability of going to someone who's already half baked?

[Parrothead]

Racket: I'm so sorry you got one of my crazies.

[Racket_Man]

I had to read the title twice then three times. Complaint about a pizza being cooked???? Huh????
Next thing there'll be complaints about pizza in a box. Or bread.

How about a complaint concerning a small spot of grease on the Pizza box ( as in a spot about the size of a US dime) ??????

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH the horror and nausea of such "massive" grossness AND I WANT A REFUND!!!!!!!!!

[Argus]

your use of that term is ironic.

In central Indiana, there is a chain with the name "Hot Box Pizza". (And the menu does include one item with some raw stuff on it.)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Considering the reputation that people ordering pizza have, your use of that term is ironic.

It seems like a good time to drop this here.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Sounds like the SC who came to the pizza place where I used to work, moaning about a clump of hair in her pizza. When my boss examined it, the hair was thick and black. He looked at the SC meaningfully (her hair was black) and then looked at me and my two fellow pizza drones. My hair was short and pink, one girl had short red hair and the other had long blonde hair. Without even a word being the spoken, the SC knew she'd been rumbled, muttered, "Never mind," and ran out the store. XD