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Popped into one of the hospitals today, to see a twelve year old hopping up and down on our dog scale. And by hopping I mean leaping into the air and coming down with a slam.
Me : Get off that.
Kid : What?
Me : Get off. The dog scale.
Kid : Why?
Me : Because if you break it your parents will have to pay for it, and it costs alot.
Kid : So?
Me : So, they'd ground you until you're fifty.
Kid : Nuh uh.
Me : You wanna bet?
He got off the scale.
Me : Get off that.
Kid : What?
Me : Get off. The dog scale.
Kid : Why?
Me : Because if you break it your parents will have to pay for it, and it costs alot.
Kid : So?
Me : So, they'd ground you until you're fifty.
Kid : Nuh uh.
Me : You wanna bet?
He got off the scale.
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