No, sir, I can't answer your computer question over the phone because I enjoy making money and staying in business. If I were to tell you how to fix your problem for free I would not see a dime. You can come in and pay our diagnostic charge or our half hour minimum and we would be happy to help you then.
Yes, sir, I realize how bad things have been for you but after you spent 20 minutes on the phone explaining your situation to my business partner - which could have been cut to about 2 minutes with the phrase "I want to get a web site" - I don't need you to re-explain all of your personal problems and waste my time as well. Especially after telling you that my business partner already filled me in on your situation.
No, sir, we can't fix your inkjet printer because it's not worth it to spend $150 to fix a $150 printer. No, sir, we don't need it for parts. We do, in fact, charge people a fee to dump their old printers here.
No, ma'am, we are not interested in purchasing a 10 year old desktop computer. Especially not an EMachine. If you want you may leave it here for no charge and it will be recycled.
No, sir, I don't want to buy your old stereo system. We are a computer store, not a pawn shop or an electronics swap shop.
No, ma'am, we can't take the existing shitty photo on your web site and blow it up without losing even more resolution on it. We need either the original photo or a new one to scan and work with. Simply increasing the photo size does not magically increase its quality. Oh - $85 an hour is not acceptable for fixing issues on your web site? Do let me know when you get someone else who'll do it cheaper.
I'm sorry, sir, if your battery is not charging. I did ask you to check the connections were plugged in on your AC Adapter. Even though you don't know what an AC adapter is. Despite being told several times in the past. And no, your network cable has nothing to do with your battery not charging.
No, ma'am, I doubt we can fix the computer by this afternoon that you dropped off this morning - not if the motherboard is shot.
Hi, mom. Sure - I would love to drop everything I'm working on to check out your laptop that you need working RIGHT NOW. Yes, I understand you're working on a lot of projects. I also understand you have never once taken my advice on how to keep your laptop clean and organized. Remarkably there is no spyware on your laptop except this game from iWin. Oh, you only put it on your desktop? I supposed it magically appeared on your laptop. Yes, you broke the internet. You are a plague on all things electronic.
I'm going to open a bait shop and sell snouts for a living.
Yes, sir, I realize how bad things have been for you but after you spent 20 minutes on the phone explaining your situation to my business partner - which could have been cut to about 2 minutes with the phrase "I want to get a web site" - I don't need you to re-explain all of your personal problems and waste my time as well. Especially after telling you that my business partner already filled me in on your situation.
No, sir, we can't fix your inkjet printer because it's not worth it to spend $150 to fix a $150 printer. No, sir, we don't need it for parts. We do, in fact, charge people a fee to dump their old printers here.
No, ma'am, we are not interested in purchasing a 10 year old desktop computer. Especially not an EMachine. If you want you may leave it here for no charge and it will be recycled.
No, sir, I don't want to buy your old stereo system. We are a computer store, not a pawn shop or an electronics swap shop.
No, ma'am, we can't take the existing shitty photo on your web site and blow it up without losing even more resolution on it. We need either the original photo or a new one to scan and work with. Simply increasing the photo size does not magically increase its quality. Oh - $85 an hour is not acceptable for fixing issues on your web site? Do let me know when you get someone else who'll do it cheaper.
I'm sorry, sir, if your battery is not charging. I did ask you to check the connections were plugged in on your AC Adapter. Even though you don't know what an AC adapter is. Despite being told several times in the past. And no, your network cable has nothing to do with your battery not charging.
No, ma'am, I doubt we can fix the computer by this afternoon that you dropped off this morning - not if the motherboard is shot.
Hi, mom. Sure - I would love to drop everything I'm working on to check out your laptop that you need working RIGHT NOW. Yes, I understand you're working on a lot of projects. I also understand you have never once taken my advice on how to keep your laptop clean and organized. Remarkably there is no spyware on your laptop except this game from iWin. Oh, you only put it on your desktop? I supposed it magically appeared on your laptop. Yes, you broke the internet. You are a plague on all things electronic.
I'm going to open a bait shop and sell snouts for a living.
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