SC: Where's the laminate adhesive?
Me: The paint department.
SC: No, for countertops.
Me: Yeah, I know. Paint department.
SC: NO! It should be in the cabinet aisle.
Me: You're welcome to look. The aisle's right there.
SC: It's not there! You must have another cabinet aisle!
Me: Or it could be in the paint department.
SC: DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR OWN STORE??
Yeah. I do, actually. I know perfectly well we SHOULD have it cross-merchandised in that aisle. I also know that the reason there's no laminate adhesive in that aisle is because careless forklift operators kept mangling the displays (which hang on the steel beams) beyond the point of repair and the merchandising team just gave up on ordering new ones months ago.
Paint department. Aisle 37, on the right hand side.
Me: The paint department.
SC: No, for countertops.
Me: Yeah, I know. Paint department.
SC: NO! It should be in the cabinet aisle.
Me: You're welcome to look. The aisle's right there.
SC: It's not there! You must have another cabinet aisle!
Me: Or it could be in the paint department.
SC: DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR OWN STORE??
Yeah. I do, actually. I know perfectly well we SHOULD have it cross-merchandised in that aisle. I also know that the reason there's no laminate adhesive in that aisle is because careless forklift operators kept mangling the displays (which hang on the steel beams) beyond the point of repair and the merchandising team just gave up on ordering new ones months ago.
Paint department. Aisle 37, on the right hand side.
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