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    Customer: Hey, my box broke.
    Me: OK, what is the name on the account?
    Customer: Robbie Smith.
    Me: I have an account for JOHNNY Smith.
    Customer: Same thing!
    Me: Uh…the account says Johnny.
    Customer: You should know it’s the same person!

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    Me: All right mam, is there anything else I may help you with today?
    Customer: (falling noise and crumpled paper) Waaaaaaah!
    Me: (alarmed) Mam?!
    Customer: Huh?
    Me: Uh… is there anything else you need today?
    Customer: (crying) Noooooooo!!! (click)
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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