Melted cheese and other stories.

[customersruinmylife]

Argh, my poor head.

The Horror of Melted Cheese

Customer comes up to the bar. Not the very savoury type, eg, toothless and smelly with the voice of someone who smokes 200 a day. She comes up with a plate of nachos and dumps them on the bar.

SC: These are fucking disgusting! What is this?

I looked at the meal. It look perfect.

Me: What seems to be the problem?
SC: Look! These are meant to be nachos! Look at them!

She picks up a nacho. It has melted cheese on it, so of course, other nachos have stuck to it.

SC: Look thats not right?
Me: What isnt right?
SC: Why are they stuck together?
Me: Melted cheese...
SC: MELTED CHEESE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!
Me: What is it supposed to do miss?
SC: NOT THAT! I DIDNT THINK WHEN I ORDERED NACHOS, IT WOULD COME LIKE THIS! ITS DISGUSTING!
Me: I'm sorry, but there is nothing wrong with that meal. It has been made perfectly. Melted cheese is poured over the top of the nachos...
SC: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM? THEY'RE ALL STUCK TOGETHER!
Me: That is why you have been given a set of hand wipes, you have to actually pull them apart yourself.
SC: WELL IF I KNEW THAT WAS INVOLVED I WOULD NEVER HAVE ORDERED IT!
Me: It says quite clearly on the menu that is comes with melted cheese on top...
SC: BUT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STUCK TOGETHER!
Me: What else will melted cheese do to them?
SC: I DO HEALTH AND BEAUTY. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Health and beauty? She obviously wasn't good at it because she was incredibly ugly.

Me: I'm sorry but there is NOTHING wrong with that meal. Melted cheese makes the nachos stick together. Deal with it.
SC: Well you should have it more clearly marked on the menu. If I knew this was going to happen, I would never have ordered it!

She stormed off and left the meal behind.

You have the wrong number!!

Phone rings.

Me: Good evening <bar name>
SC: Yes I'd like a room for the night.
Me: Oh, I think you have the wrong number, we're not a hotel.
SC: So you can't give me a room?
Me: No I'm afraid not, but there is a hotel a couple of doors down from us. The name is <hotel name> and its on <street name>
SC: Can you go in there and get me a room?
Me: I'm sorry, I'm too busy and can't leave the bar.
SC: So you can't get me a room?
Me: No, I'm afraid not.
SC: Where am I supposed to stay? Can't you get me a room?
Me: I'm sorry, but if you try the hotel near us, they might be able to fit in.
SC: Why can't you do it?
Me: I can't, now I'm afraid I must be going. Good luck.

Liar Liar

Customer comes up to the bar with an empty plate. He bangs it down. He was respectable unlike the previous person with a food complaint.

SC: This meal was disgusting.
Me: This empty plate?
SC: Don't give me attitude! It's bad enough your other member of staff gave me attitude!
Me: Who gave you attitude sir?
SC: I complained about my meal as soon as I got it, but I was told to "Eat up and shut up!"
Me: Who said this to you sir?
SC: HE DID!

He points at a member of staff sat at a table. This member of staffs shift had been over for nearly five hours and he was enjoying drinks with friends, so I KNOW he can't have been anywhere near the customer.

Me: I'm sorry sir, but are you saying that customer said that to you?
SC: Customer?
Me: Yes, he's not been working for hours, so he's a customer. Did he say this to you?
SC: ......
Me: Sir?
SC: Wait, it wasn't him...it was...ummm...him!

He points at the MANAGER.

Me: Now I know you're lying.

A quick one

Was taking out a meal to a customer. The plate was so hot I was wearing oven gloves to carry it out.

The customer grabs the plate off me.

Me: No sir! The plate is...
SC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[iradney]

Argh, my poor head.

The Horror of Melted Cheese



She picks up a nacho. It has melted cheese on it, so of course, other nachos have stuck to it.

SC: Look thats not right?
Me: What isnt right?
SC: Why are they stuck together?
Me: Melted cheese...
SC: MELTED CHEESE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!
Me: What is it supposed to do miss?
SC: NOT THAT! I DIDNT THINK WHEN I ORDERED NACHOS, IT WOULD COME LIKE THIS! ITS DISGUSTING!
Me: I'm sorry, but there is nothing wrong with that meal. It has been made perfectly. Melted cheese is poured over the top of the nachos...

Um
Ok
I'm a South African, and even I know what nachos look like.
Sides, nachos aren't nachos without the oozy, sticky, stringy goodness that is melted cheese...warm...golden....

[LabCat]

nachos aren't nachos without the oozy, sticky, stringy goodness that is melted cheese...warm...golden

RIGHT ON!!!!!

[Andara Bledin]

I make some wicked home-done nachos.

I bet she was thinking of that never-sets nacho-cheese stuff that you get at sports concessions and hotdog stands. Those aren't real nachos.

^-.-^

[infavorofnaturalselection]

I make some wicked home-done nachos.

I bet she was thinking of that never-sets nacho-cheese stuff that you get at sports concessions and hotdog stands. Those aren't real nachos.

^-.-^

Yeah I swear they are wax imitation nachos.

The nachos a real Mexican and I mean real because it actually is likely prepared by Mexicans and served by them has their nachos actually be partially melted. You can literally spoon them into your mouth. Man they are delicious with all that melted cheese and beef.

The cheese the local mexican resturant uses on their cheestastic meals is quite orgasmic when you taste it for every single bite at a time in your meal. You will be going hmmm tasty so much you will be red with

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

A quick one

Was taking out a meal to a customer. The plate was so hot I was wearing oven gloves to carry it out.

The customer grabs the plate off me.

Me: No sir! The plate is...
SC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

I know we're not supposed to condone violence or wish injury on this forum...

...But is it ok if I laugh my arse off at this moron for doing it themselves?

M

[infavorofnaturalselection]

I know we're not supposed to condone violence or wish injury on this forum...

...But is it ok if I laugh my arse off at this moron for doing it themselves?

M

The moron gets what they deserve in this case. The waitstaff is tipped for bringing your plates and setting them for you.

I do hate when I am dining out and my dinner partner repeats what the waitstaff said about a plate being hot in the most condensing manner. Yeah like I cannot see the parts of the meal still sizzling. "Why do you think I am slowly scooping it up in small parts?"

I also cook as a hobby so I know how to handle hot skillets and eat from them. Yes the meal was served in skillet with a plate underneath it by a waitress wearing oven gloves. I think that would raise a red flag the size of china that the meal was hotter then hot.

[Bloodsoul]

Beavis and Butt-head never complained about melted cheese...

[Daskinor]

Thanks , now I want nachos


Me on diet, stupid foot and being unable to exercise.

[Xarthedia]

Beavis and Butt-head never complained about melted cheese...

Beavis and Butthead had more brains that most SC's, though.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

I bet she was thinking of that never-sets nacho-cheese stuff that you get at sports concessions and hotdog stands. Those aren't real nachos.

Or the Nacho-flavored Doritoes.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Beavis and Butthead had more brains that most SC's, though.

And that is a very sad statement for humanity when those two losers are better than a large chunk of the population of this planet.

M

[Becks]

SC: This meal was disgusting.
Me: This empty plate?
SC: Don't give me attitude!

Why, oh why, do people eat all their food and THEN complain about how awful it was? If I don't like it, I try to flag my waitperson ASAP and let them know.

[infavorofnaturalselection]

Why, oh why, do people eat all their food and THEN complain about how awful it was? If I don't like it, I try to flag my waitperson ASAP and let them know.

They actually like the food they are just doing a well known scam. Reason they keep doing it is because you do have managers owners that instead of banning the scammer refund the food. I will never understand a businessperson that does that. You are losing money it's better to lose a customer that is costing you money then keep them as a parasite on your business.

Give the scammers one sign that the scam will work and they will keep repeating the scam.

[Emrld]

you know melted cheese food product stays runny and doesn't cause the Nacho's to stick together. I honestly think that their are people out their that don't realize that Cheese food product - is not cheese.

I will say this - I was taught very early on - never be rude to a bartender. If their is something wrong their is a polite way to have it fixed. Typically (hey we all have bad days) a Bartender will bend over backwards and then some to make a customer happy if said bartender is being treated with respect and manners. Just my 2 cents