Today is going to awesome...

[slick]

*sarcasm in present in the title*

Not even 4pm yet and...

SC: Do you have any rooms with 2 beds for tonight?
ME: Sorry ma'am, we do not have any rooms with 2 beds in them for tonight.
SC: Well what do you have? *tone in voice is getting irritating*
ME: All I have left are rooms with one King in them.
SC: But I need 2 beds....
ME: I understand, we do not have left however.
SC: So what are we going to do about it?
ME: I'm sorry ma'am, there is nothing I can do about it, best thing is to try another hotel.
SC: Well who has a room with 2 beds for tonight?
ME: I'm sorry, I do not have that information.
SC: So you don't want to help me?
ME: I do not have information on other hotels availability.
SC: Whatever, don't help, idiot! *click*

SC: I need a non smoking king with a pull out sofa for tonight.
ME: The only king with pullout I have for tonight is smoking.
SC: I can't take smoking, I can't stand smoke, give me the non smoking.
ME: I'm sorry, but we do not have a non smoking.
SC: Just give someone who has a non smoking room the smoking room and give me the non.
ME: I can't do that.
SC: Who can?
ME: No one, the hotel is not going to do that.
SC: Why not?
ME: Do you want the smoking room or not?
SC: I TOLD YOU I WANT A NON SMOKING ROOM!!!!
ME: Then you need to call another hotel, we are out.
SC: Give it to the manager.
ME: I am the manager.
SC: Give it to the owner.
ME: That is me as well.
SC: Is this a joke? You are both?
ME: I am a multitasker.
SC: Idiot *click*

I am now wondering if I am indeed an idiot, never heard the word so many times before.

SC: I have a reservation for a room tonight, its under Ima Moran.
ME: I see it, a non smoking king for one night.
SC: Thats the one. I need to extend it one more night.
ME: Sorry sir, we currently do not have any non smoking kings for tomorrow night. All I have left are smoking kings and or non smoking double queens.
SC: So will I have to move tomorrow?
ME: If a non smoking king room doesn't become available then yes.
SC: What are my options for another room for two nights, so I don't have to move?
ME: Since I have no non smoking double queens for tonight, the only thing that I have for a 2 night stay is a smoking king.
SC: Can you convert that room to a non smoking?
ME: I'm sorry sir, I do not understand what you mean.
SC: You know, change it to non smoking.
ME: How?
SC: I don't know, you figure it out.
ME: I can air it out and spray some air freshener in it, but thats the best I can do.
SC: So you can't convert it to non smoking?
ME: I have no idea what that entails, but the air freshener is doable.
SC: Just cancel my room, I can deal with this crap.
ME: No problem, here is your cancellation number.
SC: What you should do is figure out what convert means so you don't look dumb in the future. *click*

Boy did I look dumb, I need to smarten up a little, time to start reading the dictionary

BTW, we have us booked on the first flight out of here, I will disclose details shortly.

[air914]

Wow. Maybe the definition of "idiot" changed to "person who seems to know what they are talking about and is highly intelligent..." or maybe those other people need to look it up in the dictionary to discover that they are using the word incorrectly

[FenigDurak]

On the last one, I think I would have gone down to the room and put a big handwritten sign on the door that said "Non-Smoking" and told the guy it was converted.

[blas]

Most of the time, Smoking rooms in hotels really don't wreek that bad when you first walk in. And if you don't smoke............badumpbump........It's not like the hallway is going to be clambaked!

What were they expecting, you to cut the beds in half to get 2?

[slick]

Its getting worse....

While checking a nice elderly lady in, another lady walked in. She stood behind the nice lady and was muttering something. She then left. At this point I was almost done checking the nice lady in. I handed her the registration to sign, and got the keys ready to give her after she signed. The muttering lady enters again.

SC: Do you have any rooms?
ME: Yes, I will help you once I am finished here.

I hand the nice lady the keys and begin explaining to her where to park and how to get to her room.

SC: I need a handicap room because my husband can barely walk.
ME: I will help you as soon as I am finished here.

Nice lady asked when breakfast was and before I can open my mouth....

SC: Do you have one? With two beds? HELLO?
ME: You are being very rude, I am still helping a customer, you will have to wait.

SC storms out. Nice lady says "She couldn't wait two whole minutes?", I said "Guess not." And the nice lady goes to get her stuff, shaking her head in disbelief of what happened.

I WILL have more to come, trust me, the night is young.

[skeptic53]

SC: What you should do is figure out what convert means so you don't look dumb in the future.

"Domini Domini Domini, you're all Catholics now"

Bonus for anyone who gets that reference...