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This has to be a record for the swamp: three people telling co-workers of mine of their intentions to never shop with us again. In less than two hours.
Two of them bought tablets during our Black Thursday/Friday doorbuster, only to have them break. Congratulations, you have won the following hard-earned life lesson; that electronics sold at rock-bottom Black Friday prices are not worth it.
The third was the real prize. Bitchzilla with size 5 stick rammed up her size 4 ass came over carrying one of our small Crock Pot displays. Apparently she called the store yesterday asking about this particular crock pot, was told we had four on hand, and decided to wait until today to buy it, by which time we had sold out of those crock pots except the display, which we can't sell unless it's clearance and it's the last one remaining.
"I was told you had four in the store yesterday. I can't believe you'd be out of it already," she moaned. I left before I could snottily ask her if she knew which day yesterday was.
She demanded a manager, and got store manager. He was prepared to fold and sell her the display, but she wanted the box it came in (which we don't have), the instruction booklet (which we don't have), and the warranty information (which we don't have). So then she said she was going to use the crock pot and then return it when one in a box became available.
*buzz* *toilet flush*
Ooh, sorry! Rookie mistake there, telling the guy who was prepared to give in how you planned to flout our return policy!. We have a lovely consolation prize of absolutely nothing for you. Now support our local search and rescue unit and get lost. Just like you promised.
ETA: awesome cartoon from the Nyan Cat guy
Two of them bought tablets during our Black Thursday/Friday doorbuster, only to have them break. Congratulations, you have won the following hard-earned life lesson; that electronics sold at rock-bottom Black Friday prices are not worth it.
The third was the real prize. Bitchzilla with size 5 stick rammed up her size 4 ass came over carrying one of our small Crock Pot displays. Apparently she called the store yesterday asking about this particular crock pot, was told we had four on hand, and decided to wait until today to buy it, by which time we had sold out of those crock pots except the display, which we can't sell unless it's clearance and it's the last one remaining.
"I was told you had four in the store yesterday. I can't believe you'd be out of it already," she moaned. I left before I could snottily ask her if she knew which day yesterday was.
She demanded a manager, and got store manager. He was prepared to fold and sell her the display, but she wanted the box it came in (which we don't have), the instruction booklet (which we don't have), and the warranty information (which we don't have). So then she said she was going to use the crock pot and then return it when one in a box became available.
*buzz* *toilet flush*
Ooh, sorry! Rookie mistake there, telling the guy who was prepared to give in how you planned to flout our return policy!. We have a lovely consolation prize of absolutely nothing for you. Now support our local search and rescue unit and get lost. Just like you promised.
ETA: awesome cartoon from the Nyan Cat guy
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