Okay, this was one of my tables today. It was a foreign couple, but I am not going to say from where because that has nothing to do with it, other than perhaps not knowing the laws here. I am also not going to attempt to type what they said "with" their accent, but merely as it would have sounded without it. The foreign-ness of these people is not the issue here, after all.
JESTER: "Hi folks! May I start you off with something to drink?"
FOREIGN WOMAN: "Yes, I'd like an orange juice please."
Foreign Woman and Foreign Man converse briefly in foreign language.
FOREIGN MAN: "Do you have Guinness?"
JESTER: "Yes sir."
FOREIGN MAN: "May I have a Guinness please?"
JESTER: "Sure. May I see your ID please?"
FOREIGN MAN: "What?"
JESTER: "Your ID. Your identification. May I see it please?"
Foreign Man looks confused. He talks to Foreign Woman briefly in foreign language, apparently clarifying what I had asked for. Foreign Woman briefly looks through her purse, than up at me.
FOREIGN WOMAN: "Sorry. We are from [Foreign Country]. And we left our ID's on the boat. He is 31."
JESTER: "I understand. But without his ID, I cannot legally serve him an alcoholic drink."
FOREIGN WOMAN: "What if I order it then?"
By the gods, I hate when people try this logic, no matter where they're from!
JESTER: "Well, you can order it if you have your ID, of course, but he can't drink it if he doesn't have his. It's the law."
FOREIGN MAN: "I don't have it with me."
JESTER: "I'm sorry sir. May I get you something else to drink?"
FOREIGN MAN: "No." (rises to leave, looks at me sternly) "Bad service!"
JESTER: "Sir, I give very good service to everyone who comes in here. But these are the laws I have to work under. I'm sorry."
FOREIGN MAN: "This is bad service."
Foreign Man leaves in a bit of a snit, with Foreign Woman in tow.
MANAGER: "Jester, why did that couple leave?"
JESTER: "He ordered a beer and didn't have his ID. I explained the law to him, but he told me I was giving him bad service."
MANAGER: "Fuck him. Idiot. You did the right thing."
JESTER: "I know." "We don't want that kind of guy in here anyway."
MANAGER: "Exactly."
Jester 1. SC 0.
JESTER: "Hi folks! May I start you off with something to drink?"
FOREIGN WOMAN: "Yes, I'd like an orange juice please."
Foreign Woman and Foreign Man converse briefly in foreign language.
FOREIGN MAN: "Do you have Guinness?"
JESTER: "Yes sir."
FOREIGN MAN: "May I have a Guinness please?"
JESTER: "Sure. May I see your ID please?"
FOREIGN MAN: "What?"
JESTER: "Your ID. Your identification. May I see it please?"
Foreign Man looks confused. He talks to Foreign Woman briefly in foreign language, apparently clarifying what I had asked for. Foreign Woman briefly looks through her purse, than up at me.
FOREIGN WOMAN: "Sorry. We are from [Foreign Country]. And we left our ID's on the boat. He is 31."
JESTER: "I understand. But without his ID, I cannot legally serve him an alcoholic drink."
FOREIGN WOMAN: "What if I order it then?"
By the gods, I hate when people try this logic, no matter where they're from!
JESTER: "Well, you can order it if you have your ID, of course, but he can't drink it if he doesn't have his. It's the law."
FOREIGN MAN: "I don't have it with me."
JESTER: "I'm sorry sir. May I get you something else to drink?"
FOREIGN MAN: "No." (rises to leave, looks at me sternly) "Bad service!"
JESTER: "Sir, I give very good service to everyone who comes in here. But these are the laws I have to work under. I'm sorry."
FOREIGN MAN: "This is bad service."
Foreign Man leaves in a bit of a snit, with Foreign Woman in tow.
MANAGER: "Jester, why did that couple leave?"
JESTER: "He ordered a beer and didn't have his ID. I explained the law to him, but he told me I was giving him bad service."
MANAGER: "Fuck him. Idiot. You did the right thing."
JESTER: "I know." "We don't want that kind of guy in here anyway."
MANAGER: "Exactly."
Jester 1. SC 0.
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