Police officer orders 5 thighs. Not a problem, that may leave us with only 1 thigh left, but it's first come, first serve.
Suddenly, everyone and their mother wants chicken, so we're constantly running out. If I tell them it'll be 20 minutes, they say "We'll wait", and stare at me the ENTIRE 20 minutes.
We keep getting chicken up, and people keep ordering 20 and 16 piece meals (Standard batch is 36 pieces of chicken, so....)
At this point, I have: 8 breasts (focus!), 1 thigh, and about 30 wings.
Four middle-aged women come up to the counter. I'll name them A, B, C, and D.
A: I'll have the breast and thigh dinner
Me: Here you go.
B: I'll have the three piece, the breast thigh and leg.
Me: Sorry, I'm out of thighs and legs.
B: Oh, ok. I'll have the two breast dinner.
Me: Here you go.
C: Can I have the eight piece bucket?
Me: *wtf, everyone else gets simple little dinners, you buy a bucket?* Sorry, I only have breasts and wings.
A: They don't have any more dark meat
B: They don't have the legs or thighs
C: Oh. How about the three piece.
Me: .... I don't have the legs or thighs. It'll be 20 minutes.
C: That will never do. How about the two piece breast and thigh?
Me: (I enunciate, but without being condescending) I don't have any thighs or legs.
D: Honey, they have no thighs
C: Ok, can I just have four piece wing?
Me: Okay, here you go.
D: Can I get the four piece all dark?
Me: ! I don't have any dark meat.
D: Well, how about the leg and thigh dinner?
Me: I don't have any dark meat.
D: Hmm, well, I'll do a breast and wing then.
Dear god, what part of "I HAVE NO LEGS OR THIGHS" were these people missing?! I wish I were making it up.
Suddenly, everyone and their mother wants chicken, so we're constantly running out. If I tell them it'll be 20 minutes, they say "We'll wait", and stare at me the ENTIRE 20 minutes.
We keep getting chicken up, and people keep ordering 20 and 16 piece meals (Standard batch is 36 pieces of chicken, so....)
At this point, I have: 8 breasts (focus!), 1 thigh, and about 30 wings.
Four middle-aged women come up to the counter. I'll name them A, B, C, and D.
A: I'll have the breast and thigh dinner
Me: Here you go.
B: I'll have the three piece, the breast thigh and leg.
Me: Sorry, I'm out of thighs and legs.
B: Oh, ok. I'll have the two breast dinner.
Me: Here you go.
C: Can I have the eight piece bucket?
Me: *wtf, everyone else gets simple little dinners, you buy a bucket?* Sorry, I only have breasts and wings.
A: They don't have any more dark meat
B: They don't have the legs or thighs
C: Oh. How about the three piece.
Me: .... I don't have the legs or thighs. It'll be 20 minutes.
C: That will never do. How about the two piece breast and thigh?
Me: (I enunciate, but without being condescending) I don't have any thighs or legs.
D: Honey, they have no thighs
C: Ok, can I just have four piece wing?
Me: Okay, here you go.
D: Can I get the four piece all dark?
Me: ! I don't have any dark meat.
D: Well, how about the leg and thigh dinner?
Me: I don't have any dark meat.
D: Hmm, well, I'll do a breast and wing then.
Dear god, what part of "I HAVE NO LEGS OR THIGHS" were these people missing?! I wish I were making it up.
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