I had a couple of stupid customers recently.
I was working near the BABY diapers when an elderly woman asked where the Huggies were.
SW: I want to use this coupon (it was an ad not a coupon).
Me: Here is the jumbo packs, what size do you want?
SW: Medium.
Me: They don't have medium. They are sized 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Oh and 6.
What weight are they for? (meaning what size is the baby).
SW: (in a low voice) They are for me.
Me: Ma'am these diapers are for babies. What you need is in isle 5.
How do you miss Huggies are for babies. The packages have babies on them!
Are second stupid customer was a middle aged guy. He is trying to buy Pepsi that is on sale.
Me: Sir, that is Coke.
SG: Aren't they the same?
CW: No they are rivals.
I was working near the BABY diapers when an elderly woman asked where the Huggies were.
SW: I want to use this coupon (it was an ad not a coupon).
Me: Here is the jumbo packs, what size do you want?
SW: Medium.
Me: They don't have medium. They are sized 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Oh and 6.
What weight are they for? (meaning what size is the baby).
SW: (in a low voice) They are for me.
Me: Ma'am these diapers are for babies. What you need is in isle 5.
How do you miss Huggies are for babies. The packages have babies on them!
Are second stupid customer was a middle aged guy. He is trying to buy Pepsi that is on sale.
Me: Sir, that is Coke.
SG: Aren't they the same?
CW: No they are rivals.
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