...Have it your way.
No, I don't have your account number. Only subscriber services has that. Why did they transfer you to me? Because you told them you were trying to place an ad. And by the way, you don't need your account number for that.
What's that? It's asking for your account number? OK, you're not on the right page...don't yell at me...No, I can't give you an account number because I don't have access to subscriber info, so...No, I'm telling you that you don't need your subscriber account number to place an ad!
Please let me finish a sentence...OK, you know what? I'll transfer you to subscriber services and tell them you need that number. Goodbye.
And now that I have confirmed that your subscriber log-in and password will NOT work on the ad placement system, I'm going to sit back and have a good laugh at your expense. Next time, shut up and let me explain!
No, I don't have your account number. Only subscriber services has that. Why did they transfer you to me? Because you told them you were trying to place an ad. And by the way, you don't need your account number for that.
What's that? It's asking for your account number? OK, you're not on the right page...don't yell at me...No, I can't give you an account number because I don't have access to subscriber info, so...No, I'm telling you that you don't need your subscriber account number to place an ad!
Please let me finish a sentence...OK, you know what? I'll transfer you to subscriber services and tell them you need that number. Goodbye.
And now that I have confirmed that your subscriber log-in and password will NOT work on the ad placement system, I'm going to sit back and have a good laugh at your expense. Next time, shut up and let me explain!

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