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I think from now on, I will never again respond to call boxes. Then I wouldn't have to deal with people like this...thing and her husband, both of them looking like they came from the same family pole, asking me if we had a certain kind of Tide pods. And then hollering "What the f*ck kind of f*cking store is this?!" when I told them we didn't have the Tide pods they were looking for.
As I walk away, I encounter a co-worker. I say 'Another satisfied customer!" He laughs. I laugh. They probably heard me. I don't care.
Nonetheless, they find some stuff to buy and joined the rapidly-growing check-out lines, apparently still bitching about the damn Tide pods. The cashier in their chosen lane tells them the next cashier over has nobody in his line, so they could move over if they didn't want to wait.
"What, you don't want to f*cking check us out?!" the woman bellows as everybody around turns to stare at them. The woman who was right in front of them tells her "That's not what she said at all. She just said you could go to the other line if you didn't want to wait."
They decide to move to the other checkout lane. They produce a coupon good for $10 off a $25 purchase, but only have 24 bucks and change worth of stuff; their total must be $25 before tax. They cuss, they scream, they swear, and then leave the line to pick out some more stuff.
Finally they are ready to check out and are now waiting in a third cashier's line. They decide they're sick of waiting, demand to cut in line, and are told they can't. So they trow yet another fit and leave without buying anything.
Ah yeah, welcome to the wide, wild world of rural Wisconsin home-schooling.
As I walk away, I encounter a co-worker. I say 'Another satisfied customer!" He laughs. I laugh. They probably heard me. I don't care.
Nonetheless, they find some stuff to buy and joined the rapidly-growing check-out lines, apparently still bitching about the damn Tide pods. The cashier in their chosen lane tells them the next cashier over has nobody in his line, so they could move over if they didn't want to wait.
"What, you don't want to f*cking check us out?!" the woman bellows as everybody around turns to stare at them. The woman who was right in front of them tells her "That's not what she said at all. She just said you could go to the other line if you didn't want to wait."
They decide to move to the other checkout lane. They produce a coupon good for $10 off a $25 purchase, but only have 24 bucks and change worth of stuff; their total must be $25 before tax. They cuss, they scream, they swear, and then leave the line to pick out some more stuff.
Finally they are ready to check out and are now waiting in a third cashier's line. They decide they're sick of waiting, demand to cut in line, and are told they can't. So they trow yet another fit and leave without buying anything.
Ah yeah, welcome to the wide, wild world of rural Wisconsin home-schooling.
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