we've all gotten 'em. i work in a bookstore (obviously) and there are some things that you've got no business even considering asking me. for example, just tonight someone asked if we sold concert tickets.
my other favorites include:
do you sell bonsai trees?
what kind of moon is out tonight?
do you offer classes on how to use tarot cards?
do you do balloon deliveries?
do you sell costumes?
do you sell coleslaw?
where're ya'll's books on ninjas?
i know there's more, but that's all i can think of right now.
my other favorites include:
do you sell bonsai trees?
what kind of moon is out tonight?
do you offer classes on how to use tarot cards?
do you do balloon deliveries?
do you sell costumes?
do you sell coleslaw?
where're ya'll's books on ninjas?
i know there's more, but that's all i can think of right now.
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