I think I actually hate this week more than I do the Christmas season. The fitting room has been absolutly awful this week. I am heartily sick of cranky parents and kids.
Mom: No you can't wear that it's too short!
Kid: But Mooom! ::stomps off to change::
Better yet the Moms who get pissed off at me because I won't let their precious diddyums in the fitting room with them. He's 10 yrs old he does not belong in the womens fitting room! I'm sorry we don't have a family fitting room, but you really need to get over your paranoia or you need to have a little more trust in your kid. :P~ (We're okay with boys 7 and under going into the womens side. )
Also the fitting room is NOT the bathroom! I am getting so tired of having to clean that up. Thank you so much for leaving me the Kleenex you kindly cleaned yourself with and the tags from all the jewelrey you stole. I was so very pleased to have touched those tags before discovering they were wet.
On the plus side though I have been privy to some very funny conversations.
Mom to son in fitting room: How could you forget to put on underware!
Little girl to Mom: Is this a naked people store or a clothed people store? (I'm not really certain I want to know what caused her to ask that in the first place. Did security miss a naked person walking in the store? )
Mom: No you can't wear that it's too short!
Kid: But Mooom! ::stomps off to change::
Better yet the Moms who get pissed off at me because I won't let their precious diddyums in the fitting room with them. He's 10 yrs old he does not belong in the womens fitting room! I'm sorry we don't have a family fitting room, but you really need to get over your paranoia or you need to have a little more trust in your kid. :P~ (We're okay with boys 7 and under going into the womens side. )
Also the fitting room is NOT the bathroom! I am getting so tired of having to clean that up. Thank you so much for leaving me the Kleenex you kindly cleaned yourself with and the tags from all the jewelrey you stole. I was so very pleased to have touched those tags before discovering they were wet.
On the plus side though I have been privy to some very funny conversations.
Mom to son in fitting room: How could you forget to put on underware!
Little girl to Mom: Is this a naked people store or a clothed people store? (I'm not really certain I want to know what caused her to ask that in the first place. Did security miss a naked person walking in the store? )
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