Quoth Rosakala
Mom to son: "Junior, you have to be careful putting on those pants with your oozing cut on your leg."
Mom to daughter: "Sally Sue, but you need to make sure nothing gets on these clothes ... they aren't ours until we buy them" (long pause, kid asking why) "Well you know we need to get your tampons after we leave the fitting room."
20-something girl to her friend in the next room over: "So did I tell you that John Doe gave me an STD the other night?"
They think that just because they are behind the doors that we can't hear what they are saying just 2 feet away!
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