Well, maybe cuz our supplier's gone bust, and it's the day before Christmas, so even if we do manage to arrange a delivery from the main store depot, it's not going to arrive til after Christmas. Apparently, the concept of "deliveries" does not apply to cigarettes; customers who will grudgingly accept that reason for the lack of groceries in the kiosk are not able to grasp the fact that our stock of smokes is also reliant on regular deliveries. They seem to think that a magical cigarette pixie comes along and makes the baccy and smokes appear on the shelves.
Our stockroom is empty. No, I am not going to go look, I know that it's empty and so does everyone here. You have but three choices open to you.
1. Go elsewhere. Yes, there are other stores who, amazingly, sell tobacco products in the town and who get their stock from a different delivery service. Yes, the cigarettes will be a few pence more expensive, but compared to the fact that we have none of your brand in stock, that's hardly much of a hassle, right?
2. Buy *gasp!* another brand. Let's face it, if you are desperate for smokes, all you really need is a brand that contains nicotine. So just have something else.
3. Give up. Or, if that isn't an option, then kindly fuck off and stop bothering me.
This was my workplace for Christmas Eve. No wonder I hate everyone come the end of my Christmas Eve shift. And in case anyone is wondering, yes, I ruined tons of Christmases for customers on Christmas Eve cuz I lack the ability to reach into the air and pull out ciggies.
Our stockroom is empty. No, I am not going to go look, I know that it's empty and so does everyone here. You have but three choices open to you.
1. Go elsewhere. Yes, there are other stores who, amazingly, sell tobacco products in the town and who get their stock from a different delivery service. Yes, the cigarettes will be a few pence more expensive, but compared to the fact that we have none of your brand in stock, that's hardly much of a hassle, right?
2. Buy *gasp!* another brand. Let's face it, if you are desperate for smokes, all you really need is a brand that contains nicotine. So just have something else.
3. Give up. Or, if that isn't an option, then kindly fuck off and stop bothering me.
This was my workplace for Christmas Eve. No wonder I hate everyone come the end of my Christmas Eve shift. And in case anyone is wondering, yes, I ruined tons of Christmases for customers on Christmas Eve cuz I lack the ability to reach into the air and pull out ciggies.
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