Customer: I'm looking for a thing.
Me: I know right where that is.
Customer: Do you know the thing?
Me: Yes. If you'll just follow me, I'll take you right to it.
Customer: It's a thing. It's the thing you do things with, so do you have the thing?
Me: Really, I know exactly what the thing is as evidenced by the fact that I verbally confirmed my recognition of said thing and am now leading you to it.
This about sums it up. I've had it happen about six times this week alone.
Me: I know right where that is.
Customer: Do you know the thing?
Me: Yes. If you'll just follow me, I'll take you right to it.
Customer: It's a thing. It's the thing you do things with, so do you have the thing?
Me: Really, I know exactly what the thing is as evidenced by the fact that I verbally confirmed my recognition of said thing and am now leading you to it.
This about sums it up. I've had it happen about six times this week alone.
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