Fun with e-mails

[Phone Jockey]

Email: I lost all of my TV stations.

Email: My cable is out and you stink. Have you gone out of business?

Email: Since you refuse to answer my calls, I’m going to call George Bush.

Email: Instead of service, you are providing a Houdini performance.

Email: Why can’t I contact a human body?

Email: Your service is suspect at best.

Email: Please come join the 21st century …I would like to speak with a real world person.

[air914]

Hmm - the George Bush one is interesting.... I'm sure in the middle of trying to run the country and fight a war, he's really interested in YOUR problems........

And "Come join the 21st century"??? Maybe he wants to go back a few centuries - it's harder now than ever to reach a person.........

[Kilamon]

Maybe he wants to go back a few centuries - it's harder now than ever to reach a person.........

Saw this yesterday.... www.gethuman.com

[KaeZoo]

Email: I lost all of my TV stations.

Look for the big metal towers.

Email: My cable is out and you stink. Have you gone out of business?

No, but we've temporarily run out of cable and soap.

Email: Since you refuse to answer my calls, I’m going to call George Bush.

Okay, but we don't answer his calls either.

Email: Instead of service, you are providing a Houdini performance.

Please stop locking our techs in your basement.

Email: Why can’t I contact a human body?

Start by buying it dinner.

Email: Your service is suspect at best.

Thanks! We've worked hard to reach "suspect". Until last month we could never get past "dubious".

Email: Please come join the 21st century …I would like to speak with a real world person.

We're awaiting more fuel for the DeLorean. We apologize for any inconv--oh, no! The Libyans!

[strawbabies]

Email: I lost all of my TV stations.

Check under the sofa cushions.

[protege]

We're awaiting more fuel for the DeLorean. We apologize for any inconv--oh, no! The Libyans!

I take it that the Mr. Fusion unit broke again?

[Foxglove8778]

Check under the sofa cushions.

... did you make your wife angry? maybe she took the remote shopping with her....

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"Email: Since you refuse to answer my calls, I’m going to call George Bush. "

Yeah, cuz HE'LL be sure to pick up right away!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wouldn't mind contacting a human body once in a while, myself

[Phone Jockey]

I wouldn't mind contacting a human body once in a while, myself.

Don't I know that??? I'm married!

PJ

[TNT]

All of which makes me glad I don't have to deal with actual customers anymore.

[ContraCorriente]

Email: Please come join the 21st century …I would like to speak with a real world person.

Right, because back in the day when they wore ye olde hoop skirts, corsets and bonnets, it was nigh impossible to get a real person. All those damned recordings.