So apparently the guy who works as one of those take a photo with Santa jobs decided to get very very tanked (I suspect tequila) after work and go shopping, still dressed up as Santa. Mostly dressed anyway. Didn’t have pants on, just some reindeer boxers I couldn’t stop laughing at. Not sure what happened to the pants but I’m certain I don’t want to know.
His first stop must have been the liquor store across the plaza because he was so far past buzzed it’s amazing he was standing.
Ever see drunk pantless Santa singing dirty Christmas carols (and forgetting what he was singing originally and changing the song half way through)?
What I have seen I cannot unsee.
I think a part of my childhood just died a little more.
His first stop must have been the liquor store across the plaza because he was so far past buzzed it’s amazing he was standing.
Ever see drunk pantless Santa singing dirty Christmas carols (and forgetting what he was singing originally and changing the song half way through)?
What I have seen I cannot unsee.
I think a part of my childhood just died a little more.
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