Sunday as usual was a busy hectic day and to top it off my bum knee was acting up. Stairs would be an agonizing feat today but luckily all my rooms were on the same floor. I stock the cart and realize I only have one large garbage bag left. I know that this one will likely last me the whole day and I simply did not want to manage the stairs just yet. A woman comes up and starts rummaging through my cart I hate that I just finished telling another guest that he could not make off with all 20 towels in my cart to bring to his room. I have my soda and energy bars there to and would go ballistic if some asshat decided to make off with them.
So putting on my best Stepford smile I ask her what she needs "Do you have anything larger?" she asks holding up a roll of small bags. "I'm sorry there is only one I have right now and it's for the garbage, but if you go to the lobby you might be able to get some way" She leaves and I finish the room and go to get the large bag. Of course it wasn't there that little wench made off with it anymore. I go downstairs to get a new roll and run smack into her again "Oh good" she giggles "You got some more" and holds out her hand with this shit-eating grin on her face.
Twenty minutes later she approaches me again. Apparently she owned a white terry cloth robe that was very similar to our towels. I had mistakenly taken it the previous day. She harped on my "big mistake" all the way down to the lobby. She kept assuring me that she "wasn't mad" and was "aware that I made a mistake". She tells my boss the story saying that she "wasn't mad" and was sure I had done it on accident. (No loser I was so overwhelmed by the amazing quality of your tacky ass robe that I tried to take it, you caught me.)
All this was before noon as a parting shot she poked her head in the room and said "Our room is ready to be cleaned, try not to take my robe again" Hahaha real funny but don't worry she was quick to tell me she was joking and "she wasn't mad"
So putting on my best Stepford smile I ask her what she needs "Do you have anything larger?" she asks holding up a roll of small bags. "I'm sorry there is only one I have right now and it's for the garbage, but if you go to the lobby you might be able to get some way" She leaves and I finish the room and go to get the large bag. Of course it wasn't there that little wench made off with it anymore. I go downstairs to get a new roll and run smack into her again "Oh good" she giggles "You got some more" and holds out her hand with this shit-eating grin on her face.
Twenty minutes later she approaches me again. Apparently she owned a white terry cloth robe that was very similar to our towels. I had mistakenly taken it the previous day. She harped on my "big mistake" all the way down to the lobby. She kept assuring me that she "wasn't mad" and was "aware that I made a mistake". She tells my boss the story saying that she "wasn't mad" and was sure I had done it on accident. (No loser I was so overwhelmed by the amazing quality of your tacky ass robe that I tried to take it, you caught me.)
All this was before noon as a parting shot she poked her head in the room and said "Our room is ready to be cleaned, try not to take my robe again" Hahaha real funny but don't worry she was quick to tell me she was joking and "she wasn't mad"
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