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Monkey Underlings and the Great Chocolate Heist ( Epic Length! )
Me: "Alright, have you spoken with your resident manager yet?"
SC: "No."
Me: "Ok, well you'll have to speak with him first regarding this or any issue-"
SC: "I DISAGREE!"
"Disagree all you want, buddy. It's protocol. If you do things the way you're supposed to, you get a cookie when you're done."
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Simian Assistance
Wait, its not like some sort of spider monkey companion is it? Because that would be awesome and I would be feverishly envious of you and your monkey underling. Perhaps you can assist me in obtaining my own monkey compatriot. I have many possible uses for such a wiley assistant and would shape him in my glorious image. Well, ok, really all I'd do is train him to answer calls and scream into the mic. But still! It is a noble use of our simian cousins.
(bold and underline mine) This caught my eye only because that is the surname of my ex, but it describes him sooo well! I'm guessing you meant "wily" but I prefer the spelling you used!
Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
I know, it’s a big, scary word. Next time just equate it with something in your daily life and I'll figure it out for you, ok? Something like "The one that's the same colour as my toilet bowl" or "The one that's the same colour as my underwear" should suffice. Well, actually I guess the latter probably has more then one possibility. But at least I could ascertain "camo".
As long as he doesn't compare the color to his teeth....
Probably just pants. I think if there were such an item available as pink camo underwear (in 4XL), that would probably drive him over the edge he's so precariously teetering on.
Probably just pants. I think if there were such an item available as pink camo underwear (in 4XL), that would probably drive him over the edge he's so precariously teetering on.
My nefarious twin speaks the truth.
There would be no survivors. -.-
To be specific they order crap tons of cargo pants of all things. Camo cargo pants. Every now and then one of them dares to be different and orders sweat pants. But still in camo.
Its the pink camo mini skirt that really breaks my mind though. Its ALWAYS out of stock because of how popular it is in Nunavut.
It truly frightens me that I'm about to embark on a telephone customer service career with our local power company.... But I look forward to the amusing stupidity
To be specific they order crap tons of cargo pants of all things. Camo cargo pants. Every now and then one of them dares to be different and orders sweat pants. But still in camo.
Its the pink camo mini skirt that really breaks my mind though. Its ALWAYS out of stock because of how popular it is in Nunavut.
Well I spied with my own little eye, litterally thousands of people wearing orange camo. One would think they were going to battle with a citrus grove being the battle ground but alas they were all heading the house that Bob built to poorly sing Rocky Top.
Me: "Alright, have you spoken with your resident manager yet?"
SC: "No."
Me: "Ok, well you'll have to speak with him first regarding this or any issue-"
SC: "I DISAGREE!"
Its cute the way you think your opinion actually matters in any way shape or form. Your disagreement has been noted. Objection overruled.
Is it wrong that the high point of my day is reading posts by someone ranting about head monkeys, midnight roofing, and pants?
No. No, it is not wrong at all.
^-.-^
Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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