Flight attendant attacked

[BookstoreEscapee]

So this woman is saying that, despite dozens of eyewitnesses, she DIDN'T attack the steward, had a "panic attack" where she may have hit the guy, and wasn't drunk??
*checks the BS-Ometer*
Oooh, it's in the red! BS alert! BS ALERT!!

Wow, yours stayed in the red? Mine broke and the needle just started spinning around and around...I guess I should get the expensive one next time...

If she was in jail for the wedding she'd probably save the bride some real "wedding ruination"...if she gets that drunk right before boarding a plane, she'll probably be plenty drunk at the reception too ...

[lordlundar]

Wow, yours stayed in the red? Mine broke and the needle just started spinning around and around...I guess I should get the expensive one next time...

Yeah, I have to figure out where to get those new near indestructible models. My last one (for this article) went "Are you <bleep>ing insane?!" then went blewie.

I thought the digital one was a good buy. oh well. Maybe I should use them as land mines or time bombs.

[JustADude]

Wow, yours stayed in the red? Mine broke and the needle just started spinning around and around...I guess I should get the expensive one next time...

Heh, I don't use a BS-O-Meter, I use an old test that's been passed around for centuries. You just mix the stuff with a couple doses of Logic and Fact and if the whole thing blows apart it was BS. The real up side is that, if it's NOT BS, you've just tempered and reinforced a nice batch of Truth.

[symposes]

Where are these guys when you need them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3CRE9kFRvo

[Princess-Snake]

Where are these guys when you need them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3CRE9kFRvo

Probably raising hell in Cleaveland.