Quoth Argabarga
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The illegal thing I get asked for most is selling beer after midnight (state law prohibits selling alcohol between midnight and 6am). I explain I can't, they plead. I mention it being State law, they act like they didn't hear. They ask if I could do it just this once and I respond "It would be illegal for me to do that."
And they all stop there.
It's almost like they can psychicly sense that the next step in that dance is "Asking someone to commit a crime is, itself, a crime, and if you continue to commit crimes on the premises you will be banned from the property."
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