This was a common occurence at my store. You see, most grocery stores will be able to look up your store club card by phone number. My store, despite being in a major chain in the mid-atlantic, could not. All the other stores in the chain could, but we couldn't. All the other grocery stores in the area could, but we couldn't.
This of course brought about a lot of frustration and anger.
SC: I don't have my card with me. Here's my phone number.
Me: I can't look it up by phone number.
SC: Yes you can.
Me: No I can't. These machines aren't capable of doing it.
SC: Yes you can. I've done it here before! (either a lie or a mistake; the latter wouldn't surprise me)
Me: Certainly you haven't, as these machines can't look up card number by phone number.
SC: Get me someone who knows this better than you!
::Front end supervisor comes over::
FES: What's up?
SC: Look up my card! Here's my phone num...
FES: I can't do that.
SC: Whaddaya mean you can't do that? Of course you can!
FES: No I can't. The machines won't do it.
SC: Machines, machines! Get me the manager!
::Manager comes over::
SC: Look up my card now!
M: How do you suppose I do that?
SC: My phone number.
M: That doesn't work here.
SC: OF COURSE IT DOES! WHAT KINDA CUSTOMER SERVICE IS THIS?
M: If you settle down I can...
SC: *#%^ YOU! I'M OUTA HERE!
::SC storms out, leaving groceries on the belt for us to clean off and return::
Next Customer: Yeesh, how hard is it to remember to bring your card? If it was such a big deal I could've lent her mine.
Sadly, this scenario played out more times than I can remember.
This of course brought about a lot of frustration and anger.
SC: I don't have my card with me. Here's my phone number.
Me: I can't look it up by phone number.
SC: Yes you can.
Me: No I can't. These machines aren't capable of doing it.
SC: Yes you can. I've done it here before! (either a lie or a mistake; the latter wouldn't surprise me)
Me: Certainly you haven't, as these machines can't look up card number by phone number.
SC: Get me someone who knows this better than you!
::Front end supervisor comes over::
FES: What's up?
SC: Look up my card! Here's my phone num...
FES: I can't do that.
SC: Whaddaya mean you can't do that? Of course you can!
FES: No I can't. The machines won't do it.
SC: Machines, machines! Get me the manager!
::Manager comes over::
SC: Look up my card now!
M: How do you suppose I do that?
SC: My phone number.
M: That doesn't work here.
SC: OF COURSE IT DOES! WHAT KINDA CUSTOMER SERVICE IS THIS?
M: If you settle down I can...
SC: *#%^ YOU! I'M OUTA HERE!
::SC storms out, leaving groceries on the belt for us to clean off and return::
Next Customer: Yeesh, how hard is it to remember to bring your card? If it was such a big deal I could've lent her mine.
Sadly, this scenario played out more times than I can remember.

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