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  • SC gets what he asked for, not what he wanted.

    I work for a furniture manufacturer. I had a SC call me up asking for a custom piece. In this case, the SC is not a normal customer, but they are one of our reps. They are the head person (i.e. his name is over the door) at his firm. I got the details and told him that I would get the quote done. Here is the conversation:

    SC: I need that quote now.
    Me: I can’t do it now, it requires a quote from our vendor and they take 2-3 days to quote things.
    SC: I called you to get a quote, I need it now.
    Me: That is not possible.
    SC: You are not understanding, I WILL have a price before I hang up the phone.
    Me: No, you are not understanding. I can not give you a quote without knowing what it is going to cost me to make.
    SC: How much is it going to be?
    Me: Somewhere about $300.
    SC: Good, put that in writing.
    Me: I can’t. That was an educated guess. I can’t quote it to you without a vendor quote. I can make a guess that you can take as a guess.
    SC: Look, when I say I’m not hanging up without a price, I mean it. I need that price in the next 10 minutes.
    Me: Fine. I am not willing to gamble with my company’s money, so I have to guess higher than it could possibly be. I will not take a risk with my profit margin just because you are impatient. If you need a quote now, the price is $1000.
    SC: $1000, that is ridiculous.
    Me: Your right, but so is demanding something that I can not give you. I am more than willing to get a quote done for you, but it will be 2-3 days.
    SC: FINE! Just write me the quote in the next 10 minutes!(click)

    I do not deserve to be talked to like that, so I told my boss what I was doing and wrote him a Quote that minute for $1000. I sent a cover sheet describing that it was so expensive because I refused to guess low. I got the quote from my vendor 2 days later, and wrote the SC a quote for $325.

    A month goes by. We get a Purchase Order from the SC for the custom piece…with the price $1000.

    I called his assistant and asked. She said that he was so mad, when I sent the revised quote in he threw it away without reading it.

    Gotta love an extra $675 pure profit on an item that retailed for $375.

  • #2
    Beautiful!
    I know nothing and I can prove it!

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    • #3
      That was beautiful! Makes my day!

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      • #4




        What an asshat! Well, at least some SC's prove to be good for business!
        Check out my cosplay social group!
        http://customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=18

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        • #5


          Nicely done. You and your company earned that extra $675 for dealing with that asshat.

          If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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          • #6
            Hey he wanted a quote in ten minutes and you gave him one. He can't complain because he got what he asked for.
            The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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            • #7
              Oh, that is completely and utterly priceless!

              ... I don't suppose you're the same Bob the Goat as on the GU forums?

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #8
                awesome! Woohoo for idiots!!

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                • #9
                  One for the good guys!

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                  • #10
                    That just brings a tear to the eye.

                    *wiping down glasses*

                    Can't say he didn't get what he asked for now can he? It's a win-win situation: he got his quote within 10 minutes, your company got a $675 Arrogance Tax.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      You realize of course that you are my current hero.

                      Wow! At Kinko's, we used to sometimes charge an Asshole Tax, but nothing of this magnitude.

                      Dude. Teach us. Seriously.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post

                        Wow! At Kinko's, we used to sometimes charge an Asshole Tax, but nothing of this magnitude.
                        I used to charge asshole tax at my last job, where I worked the retail counter 5 days a week. It felt so good!
                        I know nothing and I can prove it!

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                        • #13
                          All I've got to say is SCORE!!!!
                          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                          • #14
                            What a dumb shit! You totally owned his ass!
                            ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                              Oh, that is completely and utterly priceless!

                              ... I don't suppose you're the same Bob the Goat as on the GU forums?

                              ^-.-^
                              One and the same.

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