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Quoth Kara_CS View PostSM: Hold on, I need to axe my mom.
And don't get me started on "What it does".
SW: I need a new phone, very badly. The old one doesn't do what I need it to do.
ME: I'm truly sorry to hear that. What's the problem with the phone?
SW: It doesn't vibrate.
ME: That's unfortunate. Does it show a call is coming in, does it play the ringtone if you have the sound on?
SW: Yes, everything else works fine, but it doesn't vibrate anymore.
ME: Well, I'd be happy to go over some troubleshooting with you, see if we can get it working again.
SW: I hope so. I need it to vibrate again.
Uh, I'm not going to ask any questions, but I'm fairly certain you've voided your warranty. You know, there are, uh, other products, on the market that are more... specifically designed to, uh, do what it is that you require.
Actually, it's Bob.Quote Dalesys:
... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"
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Quoth draggar View PostWas it an Audiovox 9100 or 9155? Those were shaped rather, um, interestingly AND had a powerful vibrator..
Quoth draggar View Post(but I'm thinking you're working for the other one based in a Park in KS)
Quoth Sliceanddice View Postsweetie when you go insane and kill everyone... can i watch"You are loved" - Plaidman.
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostISW: I need a new phone, very badly. The old one doesn't do what I need it to do.
ME: I'm truly sorry to hear that. What's the problem with the phone?
SW: It doesn't vibrate.
ME: That's unfortunate. Does it show a call is coming in, does it play the ringtone if you have the sound on?
SW: Yes, everything else works fine, but it doesn't vibrate anymore.
ME: Well, I'd be happy to go over some troubleshooting with you, see if we can get it working again.
SW: I hope so. I need it to vibrate again.
Uh, I'm not going to ask any questions, but I'm fairly certain you've voided your warranty. You know, there are, uh, other products, on the market that are more... specifically designed to, uh, do what it is that you require.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostDo I sound like I'm laughing?
ME: Can I just have the customer's mobile phone number?
DLR: No.
ME: ...
DLR: Just kidding.
ME: ...
DLR: Hahaha.
ME: ...
DLR: Hello?
Yeah, I'm still here. I'm just looking up your store address so I know where to call in the air strike.
Quoth Kara_CS View PostNot a recommended use for your phone
Uh, I'm not going to ask any questions, but I'm fairly certain you've voided your warranty. You know, there are, uh, other products, on the market that are more... specifically designed to, uh, do what it is that you require.
Quoth Kara_CS View PostYou really think the head of a multi-billion dollar organization would be named Ralph?
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostME: Your phone is still under warranty, and we can exchange it for you at no cost.
SW: Why would I want the same phone if it's not having good justice?check out my new blog!!!!
http://pitofdespairblog.blogspot.com/
feel free to comment/send me the links to your blog!
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When I was on the job, I loved it when someone would say someone aked them something. I would drop my clipboard and pen, reach for my sidearm, and ask, real panicky sounding, "Who has an axe?" How can anyone mispronounce a three-letter, one-syllable word? Another one is the "someone hanged the phone up in my face." Funny, I get it in the ear when someone hangs up. I love watching the court shows. Some of those people have me rolling on the floor.
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